FAST X

It seems like the last day this will be showing in cinemas is the 8th June. That seems quite short. Is that normal?

Annoyingly me and my friends were planning to go see it in 2 weeks time.
 
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These are my gripes:


Everyone knows they are in a ridiculous soap opera, except Vin Diesel who thinks he's in a critically acclaimed Opera. Has Vin Diesel ever cracked a joke in any of these movies? So Ernest.
John Cena seems to have had a complete personality switch from Fast 9
Han has nothing to do - and is 39 on his dating profile, lol (The actor is 51)
Pete Davidsons pointless cameo + Mushroom muffin for no reason.
Jason Statham scene goes nowhere.
Tej and Roman's ongoing cringe scenes of banter, which is generally Tej saying how stupid Roman is. Seems more like a horribly toxic relationship than a friendship.
Ramsey (Game of Thrones woman) being stuck with them again and also having nothing to do
Bad CGI
Ridiculous laws of physics as usual.

Plus actual plot stuff:

A "Nutron bomb" goes off in Rome. Vin Diesel uses his amazing physics brain to calculate that if he drives up and in to a crane and smashes it, the counterweight will hit the bomb in to the river. SUCESS! He drives very fast to escape the blast radius. All the police cars behind him get caught up by it. We see construction workers and other people literally on the bridge 15 seconds before the huge explosion.

Then we hear on the news that "no lives were claimed" because I guess you can't be a hero if people die?!

"Mia and Brian are safe" - Then later Mia is babysitting Doms son at their unprotected house?! Well not completely as Dom asks his bro to transport his son to Portugal for reasons and he turns up just at the right time! Phew

'Cypher' somehow hacking a medical control centre in a blackops site using the controls on a gurney whilst handcuffed.

John Cena thinking the safest place to keep Doms son, is in a car loaded with tons of explosive shells...

The jump from Dante's car to Doms car.

Gal Gadot apparently being alive all this time.
Same with Letty (Died in 4, alive in 5/6)
Han (Died in 3, Re-died in 7 but it was Deckard this time, Fast 9 says it was all a magic trick)
Owen Shaw died in 6, was back in 8

etc etc. I'm sure John Cena won't be dead despite the massive explosion, and of course the people on the plane that Dante/Jack Reacher blew up will be fine as well

Despite all that, it was still somehow better than Fast 9.
 
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