Favourite Red Dwarf scene?

I love hem all, no way I could possibly choose

- Pea0n

EDIT: actually...The scene in starbug about changing thier alert status and having to change the bulb is one of my faves :) or the one witht he bomb wired to the milkshake vending machine
 
Phyre said:
Season 1.. Episode 2 or 3 I believe, where Cat's walking along in the corridor with a trolley full of the "lost" cigarettes.
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His all-time best-ever find of shiny things, which Rimmer bribed him to put back...

FISH!

Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.

FISH!

Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.

Etc.

If this thread was entitled "100 favourite Red Dwarf scenes", I'd still have trouble choosing.

With just one choice, I'd go for the scene in Queeg when Holly reveals that the whole thing was a joke. That's right, suckers! April, May, June, July and August fool.

Although that reminds me of the scene in the same episode in which Lister and Cat are scrubbing floors, despite the fact that cats do not do the 'w' word, in order to earn their food.

From memory:

"My hands! Look at my hands. I had such lovely hands."

"The wear the smegging gloves."

"Marigold with blue? Are you crazy?"

Which reminds me of numerous other scenes with Cat being particularly vain and feline.

Oh, and that fabulous scene with the pea on toast!

Which reminds me of the scene where Lister is getting ready for the trip to Nova 5 (from memory: "We're on a mission of mercy, taking them much-needed medical supplies. We're not on the pull.") and is hammering a crusty sock into wearability. Then he spray-paints his leg to cover up a iron-shaped hole in hos trousers, just before "Clive of India" walks in.

Cutting it down to 100 favourite scenes would be a problem. 1 is impossible.
 
marooned has some of my fav scenes

your guitar was made from campfer wood...

Burn the soliders burn them right now!!

easily one of the best episodes :)
 
I'M WATCHING YOU GANDHI!...

I love that episode! Another great RD moment:

"They're bringing someone out... oh my god... it's WINNIE THE POOH!"
 
jellybeard999 said:
The episode where lister and the cat put krytens eyes on their chin and pretend to be bindi bahji and taka dahl (sp?) from vindaloo to avoid the human hunting cyborgs :D
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I vividly remember almost choking to death with laughter when that was first shown. Another such moment was the shrinking boxer shorts in Polymorph. And the "nodnol" scene in Backwards was brilliantly set up with the posters and delivered perfectly at the milepost, forming the basis for the rest of the entire episode. Comedy at its finest.
 
"Hey, he's just sucked the black eye off my face!"

Haha Backwards was quality, infact the whole of season 3 was amazing. Probably the best series of them all
 
Rimmer:"They've been naughty boys, haven't they, Mr. Flibble?"
Mr Flibble:"Yes."
Rimmer:"What happens to naughty boys who've been naughty, Mr. Flibble?"
Mr Flibble:"Uncle Arnie fries them alive with his Hex Vision."
Rimmer:"That's right, Mr. Flibble."
 
"Smoke me a kipper - I'll be back for breakfast."
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He is so so awesome.
 
From Series 3, Bodyswap. :D

LISTER: You've lost me arm.

RIMMER: I've lost your watch too.

LISTER: You *******!

RIMMER: No, you're right. It's my fault. My hands are up ... well, my hand is up.

LISTER: You think this is funny? (Looking as upset as any body who has just lost an arm would.)

RIMMER: No. But _this_ is.

RIMMER brings the missing arm from behind his back and sticking two fingers up on both hands, makes gestures to LISTER. He starts laughing and slips over. As LISTER looks down at him CAT and KRYTEN look at each other and start laughing.

I always loved it when Rimmer got one over on Lister. :)
 
Difficult to choose just one ... I have to say, the last series wasn`t as good imho. What happened to the movie they were making?

Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.
Rimmer: Is this true?
Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.
Rimmer: Really?
Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'.
Rimmer: Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute.
[Thinks for a minute]
Rimmer: How did they open the car door?
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Or

Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk: full of goodness; full of vitamins; full of marrow-bone jelly! Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why's that?
Holly: No bugger will drink it!
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...

Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6000 - the same I.Q. as 6000 P.E. teachers.
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