Poll: Fight: steven seagal v JCVD - Who do you think would win?

Who would win?

  • Steven Seagal

    Votes: 196 44.5%
  • JCVD

    Votes: 244 55.5%

  • Total voters
    440
Haha, for me it was the Farms unarmed combat training. Number one technique, smash 'em in face as hard and quick as you can, preferably before they finish verbally threatening you.:D

Followed by a kick/knee to the balls?;)

I always think that, it's all very well training for specifics but in reality it's all about getting in first (unless you are VERY good at your art) and trying not to get hit back...
 
The only problem with that is Aikido only works when your opponent lets you throw them around or in spergy nerds fantasy's where you don't have to be genuinely tough to be able to fight with any kind of reasonable chance of winning.

Agree with that too to an extent. In an honest to goodness pub brawl, its knees, elbows, biting, ash trays and chairs - and its all over in seconds - usually in a confined space. At the end of the day, no amount of bruce lee shennanigans will do you any good if someone with 16 stone behind them has just smashed an ashtray into the bridge of your nose. The eyes fill with blood and you're on your arse.

In situations like that, most martial arts are a complete load of rubbish.

In this case though, I'm still backing Mr Segal :D
 
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Seagal would take this although I do love them both.

He has bags of experience and as pointed out in the UFC SA thread, he's even taught Aikido in his own dojo in Japan.
 
Don't post videos with swearing in it please.

Anyone who thinks Seagal would win is an absolute idiot when it comes to knowing anything about fighting and should probably hand in both their man cards and have other people make important life decisions for them.
 
If it is ineffective then why is Anderson Silva studying Aikido?

I guess we've got an answer now....

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=103939

According to Brazilian MMA Magazine "Vale Tudo Portal" (Porto do Vale Tudo), the appearances with Seagal were all part of an orchestrated campaign to raise Silva's profile in the US.

From the latest issue of the magazine:

"The declaration of the champion Anderson Silva (Seagal helping him with the amazing kick) was contemplated with humor by the fans, who knows that the actor was at most twice with the Brazilian.

The approach between the two was actually a marketing maneuver planned by the agent of Anderson, Jorge Joinha, to give more visibility to it's champion in the American media. The plan worked very well in the first stage, the problem was in the wrong dose and reached the absurdity of assigning a brilliant victory by the biggest name in the MMA of all time to a "Master of Hollywood" who never climbed in the ring. The worst of all is that Seagal, perhaps influenced by some of his films, believed and even stated in several interviews after the fight that "He (Anderson) did everything the way i taught him and made me very proud". For God's sake..."
 
Zanshin is one of the most important things you can learn in the martial arts, e.g. this. Obviously it's completely irrelevant in mono-a-mono MMA.

As per the comment - someone call mythbusters - seriously though as much as the romanticism of some mr miyagi type character being some sort of elite ninja warrior might be appealing this is just pure bullshido...
 
I thought it was Seagal in his prime vs JKVD in his?

Even Seagal in his prime got chocked unconscious in front of the whole set of a movie by Gene Lebell, to the point he soiled himself. Seagal cannot fight, he is an actor, that is all.

JCVD has about 15 ranked pro fights.

Every former fighter action hero actor would probably beat Seagal, including Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and JCVD.
 
As per the comment - someone call mythbusters - seriously though as much as the romanticism of some mr miyagi type character being some sort of elite ninja warrior might be appealing this is just pure bullshido...

Stop it, you will ruin the nerdy fantasies about being able to be tough without having to be tough.
 
Stop it, you will ruin the nerdy fantasies about being able to be tough without having to be tough.
Hardly 'tough' is it.

As per the comment - someone call mythbusters - seriously though as much as the romanticism of some mr miyagi type character being some sort of elite ninja warrior might be appealing this is just pure bullshido...
It's called practice and reflexes. Hardly mysticism or rocket science now is it. Boxers will be able to see a punch happening long before you've lifted your little arms to hit them. Of all the things to criticise, you picked an odd one there.


Even Seagal in his prime got chocked unconscious in front of the whole set of a movie by Gene Lebell, to the point he soiled himself. Seagal cannot fight, he is an actor, that is all.
Where is the EVIDENCE (this thread's favourite topic) of that? Find it. Even Lebell (who incidentally was a legend) played it down. Besides, super heroes sometimes get their comeuppance. Cough Gracie cough Kimura cough cough.
 
Lots of variations of the story tbh.. from him putting seagal into a choke, seagal tapping out claiming he 'wasn't ready yet' and then the choke being applied a second time.

Apparently he also won a fight with bruce lee....

Anyway with the absence of internet legend Chuck Norris - I'm sticking with JCVD in this thread.
 
Lots of variations of the story tbh.. from him putting seagal into a choke, seagal tapping out claiming he 'wasn't ready yet' and then the choke being applied a second time.
To quote, well you:

I just happen to be skeptical of stuff which has little evidence

If this happened in front of a soon-to-be-fired film set, where are all the stories?
 
Even Seagal in his prime got chocked unconscious in front of the whole set of a movie by Gene Lebell, to the point he soiled himself. Seagal cannot fight, he is an actor, that is all.

JCVD has about 15 ranked pro fights.

Every former fighter action hero actor would probably beat Seagal, including Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and JCVD.

How do you know that Seagal cannot fight, that is pure conjecture.

Considering most of van damme's moves in his movies are dance moves and are completely unrelated to fighting that is a bit of a laugh.


The fact is that they are both actors and competition fighting is exactly that, competition. It is NOT real, it has specific rules and regulations.
 
What is your martial arts experience again...?

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You have also hesitated discussing your martial art experience, if any. So we have to assume you're an armchair samurai.

I do, also, find it humorous (lol troll) how any videos or stories people post pro-Aikido are dismissed instantly. Yet an uncredited story about Lebell, and a Silva "marketer" are gospel.
 
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