[Fun] You are PM, you have one pledge, it will be so... GO!
- Thread starter bloodiedathame
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Alcohol for the punters too!
Yeah as I posted that I realised that I took the mick out of Blood's thread title, specifically the FUN part, and then proceeded to reform our entire political system
For a fun one then, anyone debating anything in the House of Lords has to eat some shrooms before entering the room. Different shrooms too, some that kick in after 15 mins and some that kick in after two hours. Nobody's allowed to know which ones they had, including those debating. That should make for some interesting telly
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I hope this policy comes with standards to make sure fish and chips inland is as good as fish and chips on the coast.
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No worries - it wasn't aimed at you specifically, more at the tangent this thread has taken from the OP's intentionsYeah as I posted that I realised that I took the mick out of Blood's thread title, specifically the FUN part, and then proceeded to reform our entire political system
It does depend how far inland you go, the best ones are always by the coast or within distance of a good fishing port.
Had to Google that. But I do have a teal wide brimmed hat!.
That's very fancy, getting dressed up to put the bins out. Do have a matching fascinator too?
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No need. Just wave your wallet at Colt, H&K or IMI.
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Go luck doing that with EdF U.K.
Introduce "The Running Man" gameshow for Asylum seekers.
Make it to the goal, get a passport.
Put a wall around either Birmingham or Bradford for the arena (not necessarily evacuating the populations, they can be NPCs)
Make it to the goal, get a passport.
Put a wall around either Birmingham or Bradford for the arena (not necessarily evacuating the populations, they can be NPCs)
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Tax the super rich, heavily
Oh man. This is a tory dream.
You could say "they volunteered"
You'd get rid of 99.9pc
You'd end up with a top athlete who'd probably guarantee a gold medal at the Olympics.
I'd choose Jay wick though. You could just get the "small boats" to land there.
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Why can't we just call it Britishcum?
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Ban people who go on abroad on holiday and eat just British food or McDs
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Charge 10000% of council tax for those with multiple homes in the UK
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Introduce a test before people are allowed to use excel.*
Understanding what a percentage is would probably be a reasonable bar.
*it has, again, been one of those days...
Understanding what a percentage is would probably be a reasonable bar.
*it has, again, been one of those days...
Sounds mean.. But to talk about "stats" you must know the meaning of median vs means meaning.
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Such a confusing mode of communication
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An even better test!