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[Maccy]

Introduce the purge once a year...

 

[bloodiedathame]

That would make the shopping experience more fun.

Alcohol for the punters too!

 

[Diddums]

Yeah as I posted that I realised that I took the mick out of Blood's thread title, specifically the FUN part, and then proceeded to reform our entire political system


For a fun one then, anyone debating anything in the House of Lords has to eat some shrooms before entering the room. Different shrooms too, some that kick in after 15 mins and some that kick in after two hours. Nobody's allowed to know which ones they had, including those debating. That should make for some interesting telly

 

[throwaway4372]

Fish & Chips to be a mandatory meal once a week. By Law.

I hope this policy comes with standards to make sure fish and chips inland is as good as fish and chips on the coast.

 

[GravyMonster]

Yeah as I posted that I realised that I took the mick out of Blood's thread title, specifically the FUN part, and then proceeded to reform our entire political system

No worries - it wasn't aimed at you specifically, more at the tangent this thread has taken from the OP's intentions

 

[Adam_101]

bring back the fuse chocolate bar for ever.

 

[adidan]

I hope this policy comes with standards to make sure fish and chips inland is as good as fish and chips on the coast.

It does depend how far inland you go, the best ones are always by the coast or within distance of a good fishing port.

 

[413x]

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That's very fancy, getting dressed up to put the bins out. Do have a matching fascinator too?

Had to Google that. But I do have a teal wide brimmed hat!

Spoiler: Don't look

 

[Terminal_Boy]

To develop a new world leading standard issue assault rifle for British troops, I might be needing one in the near future the way things are going

No need. Just wave your wallet at Colt, H&K or IMI.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Ban utilities and rail from being owned by foreign companies. Some countries already do that.

Oh yea and some sort of medieval punishment for people fly tipping and littering.

Go luck doing that with EdF U.K.

 

[Resident]

Introduce "The Running Man" gameshow for Asylum seekers.

Make it to the goal, get a passport.

Put a wall around either Birmingham or Bradford for the arena (not necessarily evacuating the populations, they can be NPCs)

 

[glenimp617]

Tax the rich.

Tax the super rich, heavily

 

[413x]

Introduce "The Running Man" gameshow for Asylum seekers.

Make it to the goal, get a passport.

Put a wall around either Birmingham or Bradford for the arena (not necessarily evacuating the populations, they can be NPCs)

Oh man. This is a tory dream.

You could say "they volunteered"
You'd get rid of 99.9pc
You'd end up with a top athlete who'd probably guarantee a gold medal at the Olympics.

I'd choose Jay wick though. You could just get the "small boats" to land there.

 

[ttaskmaster]

Rename the element Americium to Britishium.

Why can't we just call it Britishcum?

 

[cheesefest]

Ban people who go on abroad on holiday and eat just British food or McDs

 

[cheesefest]

Charge 10000% of council tax for those with multiple homes in the UK

 

[potatolord]

Introduce a test before people are allowed to use excel.*

Understanding what a percentage is would probably be a reasonable bar.


*it has, again, been one of those days...

 

[413x]

Introduce a test before people are allowed to use excel.*

Understanding what a percentage is would probably be a reasonable bar.


*it has, again, been one of those days...

Sounds mean.. But to talk about "stats" you must know the meaning of median vs means meaning.

 

[Sinbad2000]

Sounds mean.. But to talk about "stats" you must know the meaning of median vs means meaning.

Such a confusing mode of communication

 

[potatolord]

Sounds mean.. But to talk about "stats" you must know the meaning of median vs means meaning.

An even better test!