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Masturbation tax for the under 50s! Increase tax on tissues and carpet cleaning products (for the under 50s). Tax breaks for 50+ who exercise in regular wrist swan songs.
[Fun] You are PM, you have one pledge, it will be so... GO!
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I have a pair of frocs that are fleece lined. For nipping out to the garden to collect eggs, or putting bins out they are great.
WHO ARE YOU?
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Amen!!! I have four pairs of different styles...
I saw some other bloke wearing them on holiday last year and I was weljel as I didn't bring a pair with me.
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You asking for pics?WHO ARE YOU?
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Maximum money for those who refuse to work is 8 hours of NMW.
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If you earn under 100k, you pay no form of tax.
Soldato
Make alcohol free for anyone who works in retail
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Jam to be investigated as a next generation, clean fuel for cars.
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That's very fancy, getting dressed up to put the bins out. Do have a matching fascinator too?
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Build more motorways and replace most motorway to motorway/significant A-road junctions with freeflow slips.
What about the houses in the way?
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Be as considerate as possible with routing and land take, but assume several compulsory purchase orders would have to be made depending on location.
It's a good job you prefaced the thread title with FUN, I'd have never clocked it otherwise
Also, Panigale V4 for me.
My one pledge would be to gut the entire political system and rebuild it. The House of Lords, Parliament, No 10, the lot. Every single person with even a modicum of influence gets the sack, and has to reapply for their job, and the public get to vote on whether they get the job or not. Salaries will be transparent too, none of this hiding nonsense, these politicians work for us, and our current crop seem to have forgotten this. Ditch the voting system, FPTP is rubbish and needs to go. Full audit of every single penny this country spends and where it goes to, and this report will date back 25 years at least and be made fully public. Every single penny will be accounted for, let's see how much of it has ended up in politicians' mates pockets. Cap all this asylum nonsense, just shut the borders down completely for a year or two whilst we reasses wtf we're doing. Asylum seekers will be put to work too, none of this dole nonsense, contribute to the country you live in or gtfo, simples. Scrap the Town and Country Act and come up with something more efficient, more streamlined and more logical. Not allowing people to build homes because "computer says no" is unacceptable.
I could go on and on, but it's early so I'll leave it at that.
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Fish & Chips to be a mandatory meal once a week. By Law.
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That would make the shopping experience more fun.