Funniest line from anything, ever?

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forgot about fawlty towers :D

Mrs Richards: "Wheres the sea"
Basil: "over there between the land and the sky"

and

"what did you expect to see out of a torquay hotel bedroom window? sydney opera house? the hanging gardens of pabylon perhaps? herds of wilderbeasts sweeping majesticly"

:D:D:D
 
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

-Edmund Blackadder: 'Duel and Duality'

:D
 
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ******* khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing carp of the world.
 
Gilly said:
Can be a film, a song, a musical, a public address. Pretty much anything you like.

I just know Freefaller will appreciate this :D
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I certainly did and certainly did laugh a lot! :D There are too many going through my head at the moment - I shall have to think about this ;)
 
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@ Gilly, what Friends episode is that from in your original post?
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IIRC its 'the one with Phoebe's ex- Partner' which would be s3 e14 I think :)

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And I just thought of another. Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere on the 'net (whereas the one in the OP is from memory :o):

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
 
Mine has to be:

"I am anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulations." - Blackadder to Samuel Johnson

Competing with:

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants
 
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Another great family guy one

Lois "Peter your such a child"
Peter "If im a child you know what that makes you, a Paedophile"

From the episode that was funnily enough banned from tv
 
I'll throw one in - a few i might have mentioned have already been posted so - Lee Evans : Live At Wembley

Whilst moving around like he's having an episode
"Did YOU SEE what I just did there? ... I JUST opened the car BEFORE i physically got there....."

"****!!!"

:D

Only works if you know what the sweary is mind.
 
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Raising Arizona: Nicholas Cage on getting back the son they have stolen from a rich couple;

"I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. You were right, I was wrong. We got a family here, I'm gonna start acting responsibly. So let's go, Honey. *sound of shotgun being cocked* Let's go get Nathan Junior!"
 
Another one from Family Guy, when their bar is bought by British who turn it into a traditional British pub.

Guys walk in, see the baseball game is replaced by cricket.
"Would you like a pint of lager?"
"Or a cup of tea?"

Peter: Oh my God its a gay bar!
 
From Red Dwarf - Justice: They're in court, trying to get Rimmer out of "jail".

Kryten - And are there no others who shared moments of intimacy with him? (him being Rimmer)
Lister - Only one but shes got a puncture

ROFL:D
 
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