I saw Count Down yesterday.
He's Dracula's spastic brother.

I saw Count Down yesterday.
He's Dracula's spastic brother.
I was sat watching the hanging of saddam hussein the other other day, And I thought to myself Is there anything on the net I wont crack one off to
Have you put the cheque in the post to Frankie Boyle for using his gags.........
These are bad!...very bad...so bad I'm going to tell a good one:
A wife is on top of her husband doing "the business" when their little lad walks in, sees them and walks off again.
Distraught and feeling guilty the wife wraps herself in the sheet and decides to "explain" to her son what he saw.
She walks up to him and says, "I was just jumping on your daddy's tummy to make it smaller"
The boy looks at her confused and says, "There's no point in doing that because when your at work, the lady comes from next store and blows it back up again".
...please don't ask for explanations!
So the barman says "We don't serve faster than light particles in here"
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Then young Seamus put his hand in the air and said "My next door neighbour was painting the outside of her house with a 2 inch paintbrush.... and my dad said that it will take the contagious!"
How does Batman's mum call him downstairs for his dinner?
She doesn't. She was murdered.
[FnG]magnolia;20131012 said:Q : What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A : A polar bear.
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I don't get it![]()
The polar bear ate the seal?