How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.
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My girlfriend broke up with me. I'm not sure what set this off, but she accused me of being a paedophile.
I was honestly kind of impressed with her. That's a pretty big word for a nine-year-old.
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He ate pizza before it was cool.
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My girlfriend broke up with me. I'm not sure what set this off, but she accused me of being a paedophile.
I was honestly kind of impressed with her. That's a pretty big word for a nine-year-old.
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