Getting/Got caught on porn

dmpoole said:
Back in the 70's I used to swop porn mags with my Dad.
When I was 18 he took me to see my first porn movie which was Deep Throat (in French).
During the same time a young French lady came onto me and banged my brains out upstairs at a disco in Limoge and years later he admitted he bought me a prostitute.
He's 75 now and still has the odd porn off me.
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You my friend, have the best dad ever.
 
The mum I mentioned earlier, who found the polaroids I took of her daughter, used to always just wander into the room while we were getting down to business. She didn't mind or anything, she'd just knock on the door and give it a few moments so you could dismount, or whatever, then she'd come in and chat while we lay in bed under the covers.

Quite peculiar, let me tell you.
 
Where do you guys hide your dodgy stuff on your PC?

I just hide it (right click > properties > Hidden) but in a folder on my 2nd HDD not very discreet at all, if I forget to re-hide them I could have problems, so all this talk of encrypted drives and stuff got me thinking.

I also can't believe you guys all just minimize your stuff; I have my 'Ctrl' key bound to close media player classic, and 'space' to pause it, so I can hear footsteps.
I also have a mouse button on my logitech Mx518 to minimize programs like firefox and a media button on my keyboard bound to a program called 'close all' (http://www.ntwind.com/software/utilities/close-all.html), so hopefully within a second I can have everything closed.
 
I remember at least once I heard the door-handle working and minimized the browser, leaving my dummy web page in sight.

Only to find my parents wanted to look up some website, so I'd have to close the other window to kill the taskbar button, which would be awkward if read.

The feature in Windows where if you right click on the taskbar button, the window is displayed, is not useful.

This said, my father's profile's google's auto-fill would randomly come up with some really funny stuff before he learned how to clear it.
 
I don't think my parents are really that bothered, I've got a nice wallpaper of kelly brook on my desktop for the past 6 months (fair enoug now) but I used to have wallpapers like this when I was 15.

But to the title, Never.
 
Never been caught at it, but once when I was at college went back to a friends house when a lecture was cancelled and we walked in on his mum playing with herself naked in the front room, he ran past me white as a sheet and threw up. Never been back.
 
Yup, seems a bit extreme but I can't imagine its very pleasant to bring friends home and find your mum masterbating.
 
Rroff said:
Never been caught at it, but once when I was at college went back to a friends house when a lecture was cancelled and we walked in on his mum playing with herself naked in the front room, he ran past me white as a sheet and threw up. Never been back.
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more to the point....was she hot?
 
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