Getting/Got caught on porn

[Bennie-Mac]

But.... im confused Why me?

Is it cos you're black?

probably

Edit - Or probably more likely Quagmire invented the sex move while he was doing your wife. And named it after you out of respect.

 

[Zeroecho99]

Pure Comedy gold this thread.

 

[B@Th*nG]

Never caught beating one out but...

While in our Uni house I started seeing an old flame of mine from back home, because of the distance we needed to entertain each other in diffrent ways so one night we decided to have a little webcam fun when "It's getting hot in here" from Nelly came on the radio, so I decided to attempt a proper (or rather a drunken) raunchy strip tease for the girl.

I'd managed to get totally naked and started to play with my self just as all my house mates walked into my room....sadly because my computer faced the window they all clocked me well before I'd clocked them.

This was most likely made worse by the fact one of my house mates who caught me was also a recent Ex who I split up with for the girl from home

haha, that reminds me of a friend of mine. He loves a drink and went out one night on the razz. he's a bit of a short stumpy fat guy and, coming home pretty worse for wear, he decides that he's going to get his freak on.

He makes his way upstairs and finds the girlfriend in the bedroom, "jackpot" he thinks and proceeds to do what he describes as a "sexy dance". Off comes the shirt and whirls it drunkenly around his head and throws it at her, the belt comes off next "wooo!". Down come the trousers and while doing his "sexy dance" he trips over and does that sort of fall where your feet just can't keep up with the rate at which you're tripping over, and with his trousers round his ankles restricting him, he just proceeds to waddle himself faster and faster and embeds his head into the cavity wall.

picture a sweaty fat man; heavily drunk, quite concussed and groaning, covered in plaster, wearing nothing but a pair of trousers round his ankles and a wall as a helmet.

B@

 

[mangobreeder]

Oh oh nice! lol such a good job i didnt google that lol

ive just asked AQA 6336 to be sure,

cant wait for the reply

 

[B@Th*nG]

Never caught beating one out but...

While in our Uni house I started seeing an old flame of mine from back home, because of the distance we needed to entertain each other in diffrent ways so one night we decided to have a little webcam fun when "It's getting hot in here" from Nelly came on the radio, so I decided to attempt a proper (or rather a drunken) raunchy strip tease for the girl.

I'd managed to get totally naked and started to play with my self just as all my house mates walked into my room....sadly because my computer faced the window they all clocked me well before I'd clocked them.

This was most likely made worse by the fact one of my house mates who caught me was also a recent Ex who I split up with for the girl from home

haha, that reminds me of a friend of mine. He loves a drink and went out one night on the razz. he's a bit of a short stumpy fat guy and, coming home pretty worse for wear, he decides that he's going to get his freak on.

He makes his way upstairs and finds the girlfriend in the bedroom, "jackpot" he thinks and proceeds to do what he describes as a "sexy dance". Off comes the shirt and whirls it drunkenly around his head and throws it at her, the belt comes off next "wooo!". Down come the trousers and while doing his "sexy dance" he trips over and does that sort of fall where your feet just can't keep up with the rate at which you're tripping over, and with his trousers round his ankles restricting him, he just proceeds to waddle himself faster and faster and embeds his head into the cavity wall.

picture a sweaty fat man; heavily drunk, quite concussed and groaning, covered in plaster, wearing nothing but a pair of trousers round his ankles and a wall as a helmet. priceless!

B@

 

[ConTRo13R]

ive just asked AQA 6336 to be sure,

cant wait for the reply

For the lulz! i bet the guys over there having a laugh now

 

[mangobreeder]

For the lulz! i bet the guys over there having a laugh now

AQA: A Cleveland steamer is a form of extreme revenge when after sex, someone excretes on their partners chest once asleep. No a great way to win friends.

LOL,

im temped to ask about a cincinaitti hotpocket.

 

[y2viks]

Problem with Windows Key+M is that is someone comes in they must think... ok he's been here for an hour or so and he's just looking at his desktop picture of the family, red faced, with a boner... nothing untoward going on

I've been blessed with my room being at the back of the house and creaky floorboards when i was living at home with my parents

 

[Karl]

Oh and I may have allegedly left my webcam on whilst doing a personal deed and a few friends may've captured my facial expression and put it into a gif.

Allegedly.

 

[OtherSide]

Haven't read all of these but an old work mate told me a story on how he got caught fapping at the computer once. He was there watching some porn, chocking the snake, hears his mum come up stairs asking what he wants for tea. Realising his Mum was about to come in he closed the porn... he told her what he wanted for tea and then after she'd gone realised his wood was still on show.

Classic!..

I haven't been caught, fortunately!

 

[nikebee]

Ooooh just adding to me and my girlfriends happy times...

There is actually a christmas picture of us where my hand is down her pants as we were starting to have a bit of fun.

I couldn't actually move it in time before the family came in and we started openning presents so there's a "Wonderful picture of nikebee hugging shaunybee at christmas" yes... hugging... that's what we were doing

 

[mleanz1]

when i was 13 i got a virus on the family computer after bunking off to watch porn
My dad knew what had happened and brushed my mum off with a lame excuse and then just looked at me.

 

[Ben M]

Me and a friend got caught looking at page3.com by my mum. We were 10.

 

[romperstomper]

Naaa i used to Share my old Porn with My Dad and he used to give me His old stuff... No embarrassment..

my mate use to do that with his dad ,he lent him a golden showers movie once ,his dad gave it back after a few weeks saying not really my thing son

 

[aa6972]

I got caught reading my dad's porn when I was very young (like 12/13)and he went absolutely mental

 

[Ciphon]

reading my dad's porn

Are you one of those "for the articles!" kind of guys?

 

[^TANK^]

Naaa i used to Share my old Porn with My Dad and he used to give me His old stuff... No embarrassment..

That's just weird

My Nan walked in on me bashing Harald once, I just got out of the shower so I was completely nude laying on top of my towel. Also my step dad caught me and the girlfriend in the missionary position, we were both covered by the duvet thank god.

 

[snowdog]

Works with all 3 screens on Vista for me

My msn window and xfire stay in view when I do ctrl + m, perhaps it's got to do with those apps in specific as I always keep em on my 2nd screen idk.


edit: nope definitely doesn't do it for my 2nd screen, iexplorer stays too...

Perhaps it's conflicting with ultramon idk ? Are u on vista x64 too ?

 

[GinG]

A fair few years ago now i was jerking off at the computer and heard my mum walking up the stairs. Getting the johnson away was obviously top priority, so pushed it back in the trousers asap and hurriedly zipped them up. Well aware now that i've not more than 1 or 2 seconds to get the porn off the screen i start to panic, not thinking straight i just start whacking away at the keyboard hoping that somehow my fingers would magically remember some sort of combination which would close the many pages of filth on the screen. The door starts to open and without a thought i dive head first at the power button, and succeed - nearly breaking my arm in the process - to get the computer off!

The door's now open.

I'm led on the floor, sweating, red faced and breathing heavily, clutching my arm and rocking back and forth - with a boner.

"What the HELL are you doing?!",

"nothing"

B@

Very funny read! 5*

 

[Skalaberg]

Porn + Work doesn't usually mix.

unless you work in the Pron industry