Getting/Got caught on porn

One day my girlfriend was pretty annoyed at me for something, so I was on her PC surfing forums and the like. Anyhow, there were a couple of sexy links and I was just browsing so opening several tabs for the hell of it, some were of ladies. Anyway I went downstairs to watch the football game with her dad and she stayed upstairs, she came down about 10 minutes later (she had gone on the PC and checked the history) and just asked, very loud, whilst I was sat next to her dad 'Jake, why have you been looking at porn on my computer?', even though I hadn't really, what could I do?

My denials were futile so I sat there for 10 of the most uncomfortable minutes of my life and then bolted at half time.

Basically, I try not to get her mad anymore. She sure knows how to get her own back.
 
Never had anything that bad. However one morning after i'd stayed at my ex's house we had just finished having some morning action when who walks in? Her Dad!

We were 17 at the time and this is the first time I had ever met her Dad (He was a fairly big bloke I might add!). Both of us were completely starkers underneath the quilt and what made matters worse was the fact her mum came in shortly after and sat on the bed next to us!

So there I was looking hugely sheepish making idle chit chat with both her parents whilst thinking: " They blatantly know what has just gone down here"
 
Like when you get a bit noisy overnight due to passion, then suddenly realise and both go "**** this is loud", followed by the "did they hear" thoughts the following morning at breakfast :o

Probably worsened by the fact her room is above her parents..
 
My dad had some blank videos labelled 'strike force' and 'back to the future'. I decided to play them when i was about 12 and they were porn. He said they were his mates.

In the past ive asked him a couple of times what happened to strike force and he laughed it off
 
I was about 14/15 and patiently waited for parents to leave so I was in the house on my own. Knowing this, I stuck on a pair of headphones and started to erm, download some very large pictures. Time went on, and while I was waiting for several browser windows (maximised) to load up (I was on a 56k modem at the time) I went to the loo.

I still had my headphones on, and didn't hear my parents car pull up. I flush the toilet, head out, and oooh no, my parents are back, and my mom's standing looking rather angry outside my bedroom.
 
never been caught but had a few close calls when i've switched tabs or minimised everything and had 1 headphone in. Just waited for them to leave and they'd say something like "What you listening to" quickly followed by clicking the mute.
 
Nearly got caught watching something on Sky by my sister who liked to sneak up on me when she was young. Managed to change the channel just as she came through the door.

Other than than never been caught bashing the chubby bishop
 
One of my mates went around to another mates house and approaching the front door, he looked through the front window and saw said mate pumping a footrest with his wang in between the cushions whilst watching some raunch videos on mtv.
 
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