Getting/Got caught on porn

[z0mbi3]

GUYs

a rubber door stop will end all your problems

Did anyone else look at this and think it was one of those cigar cutters?

 

[LeeB0y]

when we go up to our friends we always put that on and unplug the mouse and keyboard from the back of the computer.....oh year her computer is hooked up to a 42" LCD in their kitchen we got 1,200+ spins, just nasty

Thats a great idea, I will be doing that hahaha! In college always used to put up a ytmnd called pain. It was just a collection of disturbing images but was so funny watching someone who wasn't expecting it and when a teacher saw.... well it wasn't good for them

Also I wonder how many people are gonna google meatspin and get a shock

 

[Craig321]

Never.

 

[Hunders]

I've never been caught looking at porn although years ago when my PC was the only one connected to the net my Mom told me that she had found some 'interesting' pages in the history.

I have caught her looking at a porn website though! I found her and her friend looking at the website for that skanky blonde housemate who was in Big Brother that did some porn stuff. That was quite funny

 

[Energize]

Lock + Encryption = Win.

 

[Yas786]

Nope never been caught and never will...i have my laptop locked with a password when im not around.

Saying that i had to use my bros pc one night as my laptop was playing up and i went through his recent documents and saw a ton of porn in there....had to have a look so went to the directory...dirty little barsteward has over 400gb of it...no wonder he doesnt come out of his room much

 

[Substance]

I have only ever browsed porn at my own pc in my own bedroom, when we only had the 1 pc it was in the lounge and my parents were always there, When I got my own pc I think the first think that I looked for was porn, then MSN messenger

 

[CaptainComedy]

iPhone porn guys. It's the way forward!!!

 

[V4NT0M]

Why would you do that ?!!!!

Perversion?

 

[paul rope]

My mum catches me on porn every day My sister too.

 

[XiS111]

never been caught... NEARLY got caught once, dad suddenly burst in one morning, glad the blanket kept my bits covered and there wasnt any sound

 

[Pneumonic]

Never been caught watching porn, have had the mother walk in whilst myself and an ex were at it was maybe 16 at the time was a tad embarrassing

 

[willhub]

Hahaha...meatspin thats gross man

Nah never gotten caught

Was in college with the sound on and I went to get something from printer and they put meatspin up on my PC, teacher seen it too

Was gross :\

I've never been caught looking at porn although years ago when my PC was the only one connected to the net my Mom told me that she had found some 'interesting' pages in the history.

I have caught her looking at a porn website though! I found her and her friend looking at the website for that skanky blonde housemate who was in Big Brother that did some porn stuff. That was quite funny

But that's not porn, the video was in the SUN!

 

[Solari]

Good info. Another tip.

If you Fap with your left hand, you can use the Windows Key + M.

Do you have tiny hands? I can easily press the left windows key and M with my thumb and 4th or 5th finger with either hand?

For some reason I never use the right hand Win key. Stupid I know but force of habit.

 

[Cosimo]

Never.

 

[mjer1984]

I have never been caught although i have had some close calls.

When I went to visit a college girlfriend over summer we would share a bed. In the morning she used to like sorting out my fella, so ducked under the covers. Eyes closed all the way until finished, when I opened them we had 2 bacon sandwiches and 2 cups orange juice on a tray by the door. Had a very interesting couple of days before I went home...

 

[Lysander]

I was caught masturbating in the living room by my mother years ago. Strangely enough, instead of just walking out the room, she proceeded to check the answering machine and then left after a couple of minutes. Maybe I could have made more of that.

 

[I get around]

I once got around 15 gigs deleted off the pc, i don't know who found it.

Been walked in on once or twice, was just like, power button. "oh i was done with the pc".
This was back in the days when the only pc in the house was in the kitchen so i could only browse porn when the rents were out.

Been caught having a gentlemens wash once or twice.

 

[Daveyboy]

I got caught naked on all fours choking the chicken

How'd you manage that? Have you got an extra arm or something?

 

[VFR_KID]

Once or twice, the usual trying to hit everything for it to close whilst trying to get your Heat seeking moisture missile back in its cage.

Worst was when i was 19 and rogering this 16 year old school girl, parents said they would be away all day. look on my mums face when she sees me and a girl doing the origami kamasutra