Getting/Got caught on porn

B@Th*nG said:
I'm led on the floor, sweating, red faced and breathing heavily, clutching my arm and rocking back and forth - with a boner.
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Ah yes. I've also had to hit the TV's power button because my mate wasn't fast enough with the remote control..

My dad's been outside the lounge while an ex and I were in there and heard enough noise in there to go back upstairs to bed. :)
 
Never been caught in the act of doing anything myself...

When I was about 10, a friend and I went to the Sun's website and looked at the topless page 3 chicks. We just giggled, then my friend felt bad, and went and told his dad what we had done. He acted "disappionted" but I'm sure he laughed about it later!
 
*cough* errrr, well, I could list lots and lots of things, both at home and work >.< what can I say, mind wanders easily...

One I always remember was when I was around 14. Old scanner, scanning in porn mags, and father walks in to see woman appearing on the screen xD

Once at an old job, working a weekend and I used to be the only one there. Just about to get down and dirty with Mylene in FHM while a long report was running, and in walks a female co worker o.O I jumped to buggery, she just turned round and walked round the corner. we never talked about it xD
 
one of my friends was caught watching 2 girls 1 cup once by his mother. they didn't speak for a week because she was so disgusted at what he was viewing :D

edit: 5 stars, awesome reading material.
 
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Never got caught having a hand shandy, but my sister once walked in on me and my then girlfriend having sex, that was the first time they had met and was indeed slightly embarassing.

Only thing worse than that is when my mum had a word with me one saturday about my sex antics during the day, and how my whole family could hear it and could I tone it down. I was just like O_o
 
Burnsy2023 said:
But Win+D minimises all windows on all monitors whilst Win+M doesn't.
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Try it and see!
 
bledd. said:
i was 18, had just got in from a heavy night out, went into the living room to watch television x free previews etc (seemed like a good idea at the time)

ffwd to the morning, my mum is waking me up, the tv channel is saying "television X free viewing time has ended", my jeans/boxors are around my ankles. And to top it off, I've spewed on my junk and on mum's new sofa
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Megalolz, but aren't the previews on at something like 0:00 -> 0:10, kidsbelly.
 
bledd. said:
ffwd to the morning, my mum is waking me up, the tv channel is saying "television X free viewing time has ended", my jeans/boxors are around my ankles. And to top it off, I've spewed on my junk and on mum's new sofa
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Orange Peel said:
No time to dress so I just sat on the sofa and rested my jeans and T-shirt over my body in a lame attempt to look dressed.
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The thought of those made me lol so much! :D

BWAAHAHAHAHA!
 
B@Th*nG said:
I'm led on the floor, sweating, red faced and breathing heavily, clutching my arm and rocking back and forth - with a boner.

"What the HELL are you doing?!",

"nothing"
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bledd. said:
my one and only..
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Full on lol's from me.

Never been caught but once I was looking for a crack on a dodgy site. Needles to say it was riddled with pr0n adds to try and bait you to click around.

Two half naked chicks side of the screen kissing whilst I'm looking down the list for the crack - mum walks in, goes ape **** at me and starts saying "I'm gonna tell your Dad, etc".

I tried to explain but telling two computer illiterate people what I was doing on the site and what a crack even was wasn't easy. Needless to say they did believe I wasn't geninuley browsing for pr0n (that time ;)) and lol'd it off.

Also been caught with ex GF, she was in my room and bottom half was naked in my bed. I was clothed still (luckily) and my old dear knocks, gets told to "do one", still enters anyway with some bloody photo albums, thinking the GF would want to see them.

GF proceeds to sit upright in bed but with the quilt covering the pasty area. Her, me and my mum then proceed to look at bloody photos of me as a kid for 20minutes before she finally buggered off and we got back to business :D
 
This thread should diverge into being caught at any sexual act I think, and I'll start: Some time ago when I was sharing a student house I was really into this chick I had never actually met and one night my housemate picked up phone to hear me and her doing a bit of the old phone sex, god knows how long the pervert listened for but he brings up the "throbbing tool" every now and then.
 
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I have never been caught. I thought I had once though. I finished up and as I turned around my door was open. I was obviously thinking "OMGOMGOMGOMG" then realised:

a) Everyone was at work.
b) I can hear people opening the front door or coming up the stairs with the door shut and loud music on.

So I came to the conclusion I was safe.
 
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