Going on a date tonight for a the first time in a while - Very Nervous..!!

Clinkz said:
Oh and all girls, even the confident ones, are riddled with insecurities about their looks. Look for signs of complement 'fishing' and exploit for greatest effect.
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How would you suggest "exploiting" them?
 
Just a minute though, what happens if she turns out to be something you weren't expecting, like a man or worse a french woman :eek: . Seriously take a pair of running shoes just incase (or if your being flash, a really fast car).
 
Two bits of advice

Have _one_ drink before you go to meet her.

Something is bound to go a bit wrong or not to plan at some point. You will say something stupid or somewhere you wanted to go will be closed etc etc. Don't let it bother you, make a joke and move on.
 
Rich_L said:
I agree, I think it can certainly be seductive reading especially if it works once or twice it can end up being almost a psychological crutch to make up for the lack of confidence, rather than being used as a means to build up confidence itself. The book isn't a guideline to live your life, but more an interesting story of a guy's life :)
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I think this is a really good point - I love both The Game, Mystery Method and Double Your Dating (they're the best of a bad bunch) but if you check the forums associated with these you'll also realise that technique alone will get you no-where. Also, if you actually try any patterns from MM then I think you are on a lose - but Mystery Method explains initial meeting of strangers to a tee. It's brilliant for pop psychology
 
Lysander said:
DO NOT

repeat

DO NOT say you asked for advice or even MENTION that you posted on a computing forum.

Instant lose.

And don't expect to get one in either. You'll be lucky if she lets you fondle her funbags on a first date. Unless she's a total whore.

To help you though, I have listed a number of topics for you to bring up if you find the conversation has too many awkward lulls.

- What's your favourite kind of ink?
- Do you find pylons by night romantic?
- Do you like films with horses and girls?
- What did you use as a masturbatory aid when you were younger? I used bottle/Palm Pet/warm compost [delete as appropriate]
- Do you have any cysts?
- Would you describe your vaginal appearance as a rose or a ham sandwich?
- Do midgets bounce if you throw them hard enough?

Alternatively you could sit there and stare at her ear the whole time, pretending to be half blind. When she asks you about it, invent an awful story from your youth involving a local lumberjack, being lost at a parent's evening and a vat of kerosene and say your one wish in life is to have sex after a first date. Repeatedly. Till you're in mortal pain.

If she says no call her an uncompromising harpy and drop the rohypnol.
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looool. Best advice ive ever read! :p :D
 
Lysander said:
DO NOT

repeat

DO NOT say you asked for advice or even MENTION that you posted on a computing forum.

Instant lose.

And don't expect to get one in either. You'll be lucky if she lets you fondle her funbags on a first date. Unless she's a total whore.

To help you though, I have listed a number of topics for you to bring up if you find the conversation has too many awkward lulls.

- What's your favourite kind of ink?
- Do you find pylons by night romantic?
- Do you like films with horses and girls?
- What did you use as a masturbatory aid when you were younger? I used bottle/Palm Pet/warm compost [delete as appropriate]
- Do you have any cysts?
- Would you describe your vaginal appearance as a rose or a ham sandwich?
- Do midgets bounce if you throw them hard enough?

Alternatively you could sit there and stare at her ear the whole time, pretending to be half blind. When she asks you about it, invent an awful story from your youth involving a local lumberjack, being lost at a parent's evening and a vat of kerosene and say your one wish in life is to have sex after a first date. Repeatedly. Till you're in mortal pain.

If she says no call her an uncompromising harpy and drop the rohypnol.
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By far the funniest post in here today, had me roffling:p.
 
ScarySquirrel said:
iv-tecman, I'll give you £1 via PayPal if you turn up and meet her with your wang hanging out of your trousers. £2 if 'aroused' while doing so.
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lol don't be stingey its gotta be worth a fiver for the arrousel, and i'll double your money if you can sit down and have a serious date (whilst acting like you don't know its out) and then secure another date.
 
mulpsmebeauty said:
This thread works on so many levels. Good luck tonight :D
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Lysanders post is legenadary :p
My advise is just be yourself but pay extra special attention to your personal hygiene before & during the date. Clean everything including your nails & danglys. Don't try to hard either, desperate is very unattractive.
Main thing to do is to Listen when she talks to you & look at her face/eyes when she speaks.
Don't get drunk & if she does then Don't **** her.
 
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