Can I have the crystal ball that you and Andy seem to wield so well?
Whilst it's easy to blame intel and say they are deliberately sabotaging the 5820k, by 'soldering off' lanes/cache - you have no way to prove this.
It's quite common practice that not all the CPU dies will fully work. Maybe some of the cache, or pci-e lanes do not function on some dies. Instead of throwing these away, Intel simply disables the faulty portions of the die and labels them as a lower performing part.
Whilst it may well be true that Intel sabotage them, to make lower performing parts, to prop up the price of the higher cpu models - they may just be binning CPU's.
I think it's quite childish to simply assume that all the Haswell-E dies are 100% perfect and during binning, all reached the same frequency in Mhz/Ghz at the same voltage. Of course they didn't - so the best CPU's which reached the highest frequency and had fully die functionality are used for the 5960X, and the cpu's that didn't reach the same frequency at that voltage were used for the lesser models etc.
I'd recommend reading up on CPU binning, before you make assumptions that you cannot backup with any facts.