this is what my m8 wrote about the game glad i didn,t buy it
This truely is the most pathetic excuse for a game i have ever had the misfortune of buying in my gaming life.
With so much potential before launch, the story line, the battleperks idea etc, i was really looking forward to playing this. The reality however, is a different story altogether.
Lets start with performance. Or lack of it as the case is on this steaming pile of ****e. Now my PC is what i would class as above average, i5 @ 4.6, 8Gb of Corsair Vengance, and ATI 5970 you would expect the Unreal engine to be a piece of **** and run at blinding frames per second, think telephone numbers and you would be in the ball park. Finding im running at 40-50 with 50% of the time the low 20's (ive even seen teens at times), and you gotta wonder what is wrong. Add into that equation that i have to run it in dx9 (yep, that long forgotten version of direct x we all thought had been left behind with the dinosaurs) to get above single figure frames per second and you know beyond a doubt that this game has issues. having a G19 keyboard allows me to monitor cpu usage on the fly, how is it possible that such old tech can max my 4 cores in spikes? There is also the huge memory leak problem. Optimization is non existant with this pile of ****.
So on to the game itself. With high hopes and an itchy trigger finger i pulled off the shrink wrap and slapped the disc into the drive (i got the steel edition hard copy) i clicked the install button and sat back expecting 5 mins of installation, picked up the game manual and started reading. Made a coffee, watched a repeat of Top Gear on Dave, scratched my balls, went for a bath..... you get the picture. 9 ****ing Gig i had to download, Ill say that again,
I bought the hard copy and had to download 9GB
What ****ing use was buying the hard copy? Oh yes, thats right, we had to as although it calls steam home, we in the UK cant buy it from steam. You couldnt make it up. Hands up, i admit i didnt have that much of a wait, luckily for me im on a 50mbs line and i had it downloaded in about 20 mins, but what about Joe Gamer out there on a 1mb line with a download cap? What does that poor ******* do? Download in instalments? You may say "But Mucker, you download any other Steam game and dont complain". And you would be right, but i dont go out and buy hard copies of them either, i buy a hard copy i expect the game to be on it, i buy digitally distributed software i know my modem is getting exercised.
Anyhoo, installation complete, i fired it up. This is where i turned my frown, upside.... wait... it turned into a bigger frown. Why was my cursor behaving like it was starring in a Chaplin movie? What is this strange jerky movement across the server browser screen? WTF?
Turns out i hadnt applied the dozens of fixes required to let Mucker play a game he just forked out the folding for. So Google time, hunt through game files, change this config, alter that file, sprinkle of magic internets dust and save it all (At this stage i was still looking forward to playing). Start up again, oh ffs setting didnt save the last time round, do them all over again, server browser still move like it has parkinsons, ignore it and find a server, its loading its loading, game starting, been looking forward to this for a long time, kit selected, cant wait, jump into the game proper, feel like a kid on Xmas morning, here we go.....WHAT IN **** IS THIS???
Genuine first impression.
The graphics are terrible. Honestly, Battlefield 2 looks better. If your coming from Bad Company 2 or Medal of Honor you are about to experience what i like to call, severe eye bleed. It looks like a game from 4 or 5 years ago. In an age when gamers demand more or move on to the next thing like a cheap hooker after a trick, the devs on this one have taken the tried and trusted route of hype something enough, no matter how bad, and it will sell. There doesnt look to be any effort went into this game at all. The animations are terrible. Try throwing a grenade and it just looks..... well wrong. It looks like a girl throwing. All namby pamby and flappy. What the hell did they motion capture that from? Julian Clary?
The gameplay itself was nothing to write home about either, there didnt seem to be any purpose about it, even when it had a supposed objective, no one gave a **** about it. It was random running around spray and pray, meaningless bull****e.
The hit boxes are off by a mile, i could clearly see an enemy, i brought my sight up and fired only to find i was hitting the rock i crouched 2 feet away from. Was like some sort of invisible rock shield. Why would a rock need a force field anyway? While i was wondering why my digital enemy wasnt sprawled out bleeding code from the multiple bullet holes i had riddled his digitally rendered head with, he fired off a single round and i was toast. And that was my first experience of the bionic sniper. It seems they can rebuild him. They can rebuild a load of them in fact. As the sniper in this game seems to have laser guided projectiles that seek and destroy via dna coding or something, the ******** never miss. send these ****ers to Afghan and the troops will be home in time for Eastenders and evening tea. Physics in Homefront are a foreign concept. I actually tested it for myself, aiming 5 feet behind someone i still got a kill. Maybe they died of shock. I had managed to build up enough battlepoints to get the perks on the go, first i tried was a flying chopper drone with missiles, well when i say missiles i think the more fitting description would be nerf shots, you know those foam ****ers annoying kids always seem to shoot you with in summer time.Would get a kill quicker with Chinese water torture than the drone shots. Regardless, i flew it about spotting enemies for my fellow super snipers to pick off, and zoomed down low above a few buildings, too low as it turned out, as my drone managed to melt through the roof of one building. It just gets better i thought.
I could go on and on about this game, but im going to leave it there as thats exactly what i did whilst playing it.
The faults are many, and whilst i list some im sure in the confusion and mounting numbers of them i will miss some out, feel free to add in as needed.
No working friends list.
No admin tools.
Performance issues aplenty.
No Mod tools as promised.
Maps look like carbon copies of each other with different skins.
maps too small.
Animation ****.
Game settings dont save.
Hackers galore.