Homer Simpson Quotes

Tical · 10 Jun 2007 at 00:51

Not a Homer quote, but.

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

the-void · 10 Jun 2007 at 00:54

"helloooooooo my name is mr burns, i believe you have a letter for me"
"first name?"
I dont know!"

NerveAgent · 10 Jun 2007 at 00:55

"Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff outta my brain. Remember when I took that wine tasting lesson and I forgot how to drive?"

ps3ud0 · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:02

Magister said:
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”

flibby said:

When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.

ps3ud0 :cool:

OpenToSuggestions · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:08

when bart rings moes as a prank caller and asks for homer sexual
EDIT: oops its a homer quote thread thought it was simpsons. the ebst quote i can think of right now is 'Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.'

Ugley_Matt · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:14

when homer makes soothing noises for marge to fall asleep too.

SiriusB · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:17

[Homer]
My name's Mr Burns, blah blah blah
Do this, do that, blah blah blah
I think I'm SO big, blah blah blaaah!

[Burns]
Destroy him.

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[Homer]
I never apologise! I'm sorry but that's just the way I am.

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[Grandpa]
I need some batteries!

[Homer]
Then take them out of the smoke alarm

[Marge]
What if we have a fire?

[Homer]
Don't worry. The smoke will wake us up

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[Homer shoots Ned]

[Kids]
Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!

[Homer]
He was a zombie?

VaderDSL · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:22

Love mcbain, and homers stomach!!! lol

the-void · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:25

oooooooooooooooooooooooo! floor pie!

BloodWolf · 10 Jun 2007 at 01:29

Peter griffin > homer.

tigerstyle · 10 Jun 2007 at 02:02

BloodWolf said:
Peter griffin > homer.

incorrect!

So when I call you name and stamp on your foot, you nod your head, ok?

Homer whispering: I think he's talking to you!!!

.:MBK:. · 10 Jun 2007 at 02:04

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"

rdizzle · 10 Jun 2007 at 02:09

homer simpson MADE peter griffin what he is!

BloodWolf · 10 Jun 2007 at 02:31

rdizzle said:
homer simpson MADE peter griffin what he is!

How you work that out :|

Simpsons sucks these days

sarutobi · 10 Jun 2007 at 02:47

and family guy dosnt?

BloodWolf · 10 Jun 2007 at 02:47

Nope.

NotAGolf · 10 Jun 2007 at 09:05

BloodWolf said:
Peter griffin > homer.

+1

Bri · 10 Jun 2007 at 09:16

Homer said:
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, you know like that movie... "Spaceballs". But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy".

Homer said:
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

lee87 · 10 Jun 2007 at 09:45

Not a Homer quote but still funny.

Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.

Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Vonhelmet · 10 Jun 2007 at 09:51

BloodWolf said:
Nope.

Well, I can see the arguments will be well reasoned in here.