Horse poop

Let's face it not even a great dane will curl out something near the size of a big horse dump.

Manure might be less toxic but it's still a massive pile of poo in the road.
 
I think the environmentalists can be assured the Daily Mail is unlikely to have a ban on horse droppings on the scale of their movement on plastic bag usage and disposal. I smell class warfare amid the aroma of the steaming poops on country roads ;)
 
And now the roads are filled with 40 million vehicles. Horses would be just as happy running in a field, theres no reason for them to be on the roads today imo. They just create hold ups, danger for both vehicles and the rider and also the poop issues mentioned in this thread.

Why do people ride horses on roads?
 
Why do people ride horses on roads?


Usually to get from one area of green fields to another these days. No doubt some want to be seen riding a horse, mainly pubescent young women round here with a decent backside, enjoying the attention as they cause middle aged male motorists to drive into ditches with their mouths open.. Lots of folk have rented stabling but not stabling that is adjacent to open riding land. And yes, you can ride a cow or if brave enough, a bull, but they are stubborn and not pleasant to get astride as they have an ungainly gait. As for sheep the Welsh allegedly have imaginative uses for them apart from the usual meat and wool.
 
Nobody is riding birds, sheep or cows on roads though. Well, not that I know of at least.


No doubt someone has been brave enough to hit the highway on an ostrich. Knowing a woman who was virtually disembowelled by an ostrich and had to have a hysterectomy and other organ shortening or removal I would hesitate to promote it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdWq4ispBMw
 
As many have stated, horse poo is basically accelerated compost, unlike dog poo which is basically bacterial warfare. It's also worth noting it's not illegal for horses (and other wild animals) to poo on roads, and there's no requirement to clean it up.

From a practical point of view, it's a 50/50 chance whether you know a horse is having a dump. While some horses will stop to do the deed, many will carry on without breaking stride. It's actually surprisingly hard to see behind a horse, as the act of turning around will also turn a well trained horse (as you shift in the saddle) - that would be a bad idea on a road. Getting off would also be a bad idea - partly because to shovel the poo, you wouldn't be able to have adequate control over the horse; and partly because unless you're over 7 foot tall or incredibly flexible, you're going to have a hell of a job getting back on - even ignoring the fact that the "one foot in the stirrup and spring onto the saddle" works in films, but not so well in real life, unless someone is holding the opposite stirrup down (you're likely to spin the saddle, which is bad).

Bags are available for horses that are hitched to carts, and they're compulsory in most towns. Without a carriage you can't use them - you'd just have a bag flapping around a horse's back legs, which is not a good plan. The horse diapers are typically for monitoring horse health, not for riding - you can't do any more than a slow walk with them on, they fill quick and by god they're fiddly to get in place.


Why do people ride horses on roads?

Because inconsiderate idiots tarmaced, then started driving on the horse paths ;). No one chooses to ride on roads, it's not fun in any way, shape or form - if you think cars are inconsiderate towards cyclists, try being on a horse. Unfortunately bridal paths are often split where roads run across them - if you see a horse rider on the road, they're just trying to get to the next path/field/stable, not popping to Tesco.


Don't you please think of the dogs and make the rich ******** clean up after thier horses.

If you think it's a rich person's hobby, you've clearly never been anywhere near a riding school :p. It's only expensive if you actually own a horse, and even then that's only because of upkeep and stable fees - you could buy a good horse for less than you'd spend on a decent mountain bike. Most stables will have a stock of boots, helmets and body protectors to lend out, and you can ride in jeans and a t-shirt. Lessons typically cost between £10-20, and it's a great whole-body fitness sport - it's especially good for those of us with bad backs, because it improves posture and core strength. It's also surprisingly inclusive - a large number of physical and mental disabilities can be catered for.
 
Came off my bike thanks to some ungrateful **** leaving a huge horse dump smack bang in the middle of the road, just around a blind bend on Meaford Rd.. By the time I saw it it was too late, I was already on my way through the hedgerow and into a field via a barbed wire fence.

I had a filling at midday, so I’ve tried not to smile too broadly, in case it hurt my jaw, but for this it was worth it, and I experienced no discomfort at all.
As I visibly shook with laughter, I could feel the tears run down my cheeks, and I had to lean back, to obviate the tears from dripping on to my keyboard.
 
One of my dad's many 'systems' for horse racing was to see which horses took a dump in the parade ring before a race. His theory being they'd be lighter.

Didn't work.
 
Are you horse rider ?
Dog owner here don't know crap about horses .. Can confirm dog poppy is disgusting hourse poop is usually on the road I see a fair bit of it and I don't care dog poop pick up horse poop can be left . I don't even know a horse owner... Maybe if its all over the place I might moan but in my area its a non issue (it's in some places but not too many)... I know enough science to confirm dog poop bad horse poop not so bad (for humans)
 
Horse muck doesn't normally bother me, but there are some riders around here who take their horses along the canal towpaths. I know towpaths were originally for horses, but these days their weight is just damaging the path and when the horse does make a mess, it's as wide as the path itself...

On the other hand, my grandparents live along a quiet lane and one of their neighbours often goes along with his wheelbarrow collecting for his garden. So some people are happy ;)
 
Nobody is riding birds, sheep or cows on roads though. Well, not that I know of at least.

No but horses, donkeys, cows, sheep, pigs all walk/stand on the roads and poo. What's the difference?

Why do people ride horses on roads?

As above, unfortunately not a lot of stables even in the NF are directly adjacent to bridleways or suitable riding. No horse rider that I'm aware of likes riding on the road, too many impatient asshats in cars.
 
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