Poll: How many sandwiches ? (now with a poll!)

How many sandwiches?

  • 1 Sandwich

    Votes: 229 53.0%
  • 2 Sandwiches

    Votes: 144 33.3%
  • We should be banned for letting this go on so long

    Votes: 59 13.7%

  • Total voters
    432
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I've been avoiding this thread because you all take your sandwiches more seriously than me, but....

If I make a sandwich at home, then cut it in half, it's still a sandwich, BUT, If I'm at a function with a buffet and ask the gf to fetch me 'a couple of sandwiches', I expect 2 little triangle sandwiches, not 8.

Apologies if this has been covered, (and lets face it, after 7 pages, chances are it has). Voted 'Ban everyone'.
 
Tru said:
Apologies if this has been covered, (and lets face it, after 7 pages, chances are it has). Voted 'Ban everyone'.
Only 7 pages? I'm viewing 40 posts at a time and I'm on 13. :)

And, yes, that was covered. They're actually called "sandwich quarters" on the menu. :)
 
Aaarrrrrgggghhhhh. The size of the sandwich is not important. If the filling is "sandwiched" between two pieces of bread then it's a sandwich :o
 
Raist said:
Only 7 pages? I'm viewing 40 posts at a time and I'm on 13. :)

And, yes, that was covered. They're actually called "sandwich quarters" on the menu. :)

Only 40ppp? I thought you we're a bloke, why is your forum set up the girls way? :confused: :p
 
You make a pie

You cut a slice out of that pie and eat it. Did you eat a pie or a slice of pie?
a slice

You buy a cake you cut it in half you eat it. Did you eat a cake or half a cake?
half a cake

You make a sandwich you cut it in half you eat that half. Did you eat a whole sandwich.

NO!! You did not eat a whole bloody sandwich you ate a half.

The Guiness book of records would not give you a world record for eating the most sandwiches if you kept cutting the orinal sandwich up until the sum of the fragments was greater than the previous world record, and then eating them.
 
Kronologic said:
You make a pie

You cut a slice out of that pie and eat it. Did you eat a pie or a slice of pie?
a slice

You buy a cake you cut it in half you eat it. Did you eat a cake or half a cake?
half a cake

You make a sandwich you cut it in half you eat that half. Did you eat a whole sandwich.

NO!! You did not eat a whole bloody sandwich you ate a half.

The Guiness book of records would not give you a world record for eating the most sandwiches if you kept cutting the orinal sandwich up until the sum of the fragments was greater than the previous world record, and then eating them.

You take a piece of string. You cut it in half. You eat one piece.

Did you eat half a piece of string?

NO!! You did not eat half a bloody piece of string you ate a whole one.
 
Gilly said:
You take a piece of string. You cut it in half. You eat one piece.

Did you eat half a piece of string?

NO!! You did not eat half a bloody piece of string you ate a whole one.

HAHAHA, you can't argue with logic like that, Johnny Ball would be proud.
 
Gilly said:
You take a piece of string. You cut it in half. You eat one piece.

Did you eat half a piece of string?

NO!! You did not eat half a bloody piece of string you ate a whole one.



Yes a piece not a whole

And why would I be eating string? is it some northern delicacy?

edit. actually your whole post is a contradiction or an oximoron or something
 
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Gilly said:
You take a piece of string. You cut it in half. You eat one piece.

Did you eat half a piece of string?

NO!! You did not eat half a bloody piece of string you ate a whole one.

Firstly sandwiches and strings are completly differant, stay on topic please!

Secondly why would you eat string ?
 
Kronologic said:
You make a pie

You cut a slice out of that pie and eat it. Did you eat a pie or a slice of pie?
a slice

You buy a cake you cut it in half you eat it. Did you eat a cake or half a cake?
half a cake

You make a sandwich you cut it in half you eat that half. Did you eat a whole sandwich.

NO!! You did not eat a whole bloody sandwich you ate a half.

The Guiness book of records would not give you a world record for eating the most sandwiches if you kept cutting the orinal sandwich up until the sum of the fragments was greater than the previous world record, and then eating them.


The people who don't get this think WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much into it.

A single Sandwich - Cut in half = A Single sandwich that has been cut in half
 
Kronologic said:
Yes a piece not a whole
How many wholes of string have you come across?

Kronologic said:
And why would I be eating string? is it some northern delicacy?
For the purpose of the thread of course.

Kronologic said:
edit. actually your whole post is a contradiction or an oximoron or something
Prove it :)

Matallica said:
Firstly sandwiches and strings are completly differant, stay on topic please!
Pies and sandwiches are completely different too. If I'm off topic so is Kronologic.

Matallica said:
Secondly why would you eat string ?
For the purpose of the thread, obviously.
 
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