How to get a free chicken nugget.
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You could probably get more for free if you waited until they didn't have many left... say 12, and you asked for 9, chances are, they would give you the rest for free, because you aren't going to sell three nuggets.
I've had this happen at the deli counter a number of times when buying slices of meat. If there isn't much left, then they often give me what's left over for free.
Stealing from self-service checkouts is another thing though!
I wonder how much shop lifting has gone up since shops introduced them.
I will have to confess to having once stolen a pizza from Morrisons, albeit, it wasn't intentional. I'd been having issues with the self-service machine (think we had a thread on Morrisons machines before) with it not agreeing with the items I was putting in my bag... then I had to wait for assistant a couple of times. It was only when I got home and looked at my receipt, I realized it hadn't gone through! They have improved the machines a little bit since though.
I've had this happen at the deli counter a number of times when buying slices of meat. If there isn't much left, then they often give me what's left over for free.
Stealing from self-service checkouts is another thing though!
I wonder how much shop lifting has gone up since shops introduced them.
I will have to confess to having once stolen a pizza from Morrisons, albeit, it wasn't intentional. I'd been having issues with the self-service machine (think we had a thread on Morrisons machines before) with it not agreeing with the items I was putting in my bag... then I had to wait for assistant a couple of times. It was only when I got home and looked at my receipt, I realized it hadn't gone through! They have improved the machines a little bit since though.
Folks, you're doing this all wrong.
Go to Ikea.
Ask for a large portion of meatballs with jam and gravy.
Ask for a smaller portion of meatballs to be put on the same plate with jam and gravy.
Tell them you made a mistake and that you'd like the smaller portion of meatballs on a smaller plate and that you can't believe that you asked them to perform such a silly task.
They will look at the meatballs and start scooping them off onto another plate but will be confused as most of the meatballs will be covered in jam and gravy.
As they are doing this, ask them how many meatballs (out of interest) was on your plate when they popped the two portions together and if they were to sell such a large portion like this then how much do you think Ikea would charge for this.
Tell them (regardless of what price they say to you - if any) that you think the price should be somewhere around the £4.57 mark.
They will have the numbers 4,5 & 7 in their heads and before you know it you will have 457 meatballs on your plate.
I tried this once whilst there was a very long queue and I ended up with a burn mark on my face where I got a scolding plate of meatballs, jam and gravy thrown at my face where most of them rolled down my jumper (which was thankfully tuck into my jeans which prevented them from rolling out onto the floor and not long after I was thrown out of the store with a huge portion of meatballs, jam and gravy keeping me all warmp but looking rather lumpy. As an added conundrum added to the equation, ask then to stick a single portion of chips and a single fisch on top of the meatballs which will in turn camoflague most of the meatbslls (covered in chips and gravy).
Think of it as a Psychological experimentand try to imagain what Freud would say about you wanting to have your face splashed with hot sticky gravy and a jumper full of small meaty balls.
I've tried it and it really works
Go to Ikea.
Ask for a large portion of meatballs with jam and gravy.
Ask for a smaller portion of meatballs to be put on the same plate with jam and gravy.
Tell them you made a mistake and that you'd like the smaller portion of meatballs on a smaller plate and that you can't believe that you asked them to perform such a silly task.
They will look at the meatballs and start scooping them off onto another plate but will be confused as most of the meatballs will be covered in jam and gravy.
As they are doing this, ask them how many meatballs (out of interest) was on your plate when they popped the two portions together and if they were to sell such a large portion like this then how much do you think Ikea would charge for this.
Tell them (regardless of what price they say to you - if any) that you think the price should be somewhere around the £4.57 mark.
They will have the numbers 4,5 & 7 in their heads and before you know it you will have 457 meatballs on your plate.
I tried this once whilst there was a very long queue and I ended up with a burn mark on my face where I got a scolding plate of meatballs, jam and gravy thrown at my face where most of them rolled down my jumper (which was thankfully tuck into my jeans which prevented them from rolling out onto the floor and not long after I was thrown out of the store with a huge portion of meatballs, jam and gravy keeping me all warmp but looking rather lumpy. As an added conundrum added to the equation, ask then to stick a single portion of chips and a single fisch on top of the meatballs which will in turn camoflague most of the meatbslls (covered in chips and gravy).
Think of it as a Psychological experimentand try to imagain what Freud would say about you wanting to have your face splashed with hot sticky gravy and a jumper full of small meaty balls.
I've tried it and it really works
Folks, you're doing this all wrong.
Go to Ikea.
Ask for a large portion of meatballs with jam and gravy.
Ask for a smaller portion of meatballs to be put on the same plate with jam and gravy.
Tell them you made a mistake and that you'd like the smaller portion of meatballs on a smaller plate and that you can't believe that you asked them to perform such a silly task.
They will look at the meatballs and start scooping them off onto another plate but will be confused as most of the meatballs will be covered in jam and gravy.
As they are doing this, ask them how many meatballs (out of interest) was on your plate when they popped the two portions together and if they were to sell such a large portion like this then how much do you think Ikea would charge for this.
Tell them (regardless of what price they say to you - if any) that you think the price should be somewhere around the £4.57 mark.
They will have the numbers 4,5 & 7 in their heads and before you know it you will have 457 meatballs on your plate.
I tried this once whilst there was a very long queue and I ended up with a burn mark on my face where I got a scolding plate of meatballs, jam and gravy thrown at my face where most of them rolled down my jumper (which was thankfully tuck into my jeans which prevented them from rolling out onto the floor and not long after I was thrown out of the store with a huge portion of meatballs, jam and gravy keeping me all warmp but looking rather lumpy. As an added conundrum added to the equation, ask then to stick a single portion of chips and a single fisch on top of the meatballs which will in turn camoflague most of the meatbslls (covered in chips and gravy).
Think of it as a Psychological experimentand try to imagain what Freud would say about you wanting to have your face splashed with hot sticky gravy and a jumper full of small meaty balls.
I've tried it and it really works
Lol, best post I've read in ages. Better than FNGsam reply
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Folks, you're doing this all wrong.
Go to Ikea.
Ask for a large portion of meatballs with jam and gravy.
Ask for a smaller portion of meatballs to be put on the same plate with jam and gravy.
Tell them you made a mistake and that you'd like the smaller portion of meatballs on a smaller plate and that you can't believe that you asked them to perform such a silly task.
They will look at the meatballs and start scooping them off onto another plate but will be confused as most of the meatballs will be covered in jam and gravy.
As they are doing this, ask them how many meatballs (out of interest) was on your plate when they popped the two portions together and if they were to sell such a large portion like this then how much do you think Ikea would charge for this.
Tell them (regardless of what price they say to you - if any) that you think the price should be somewhere around the £4.57 mark.
They will have the numbers 4,5 & 7 in their heads and before you know it you will have 457 meatballs on your plate.
I tried this once whilst there was a very long queue and I ended up with a burn mark on my face where I got a scolding plate of meatballs, jam and gravy thrown at my face where most of them rolled down my jumper (which was thankfully tuck into my jeans which prevented them from rolling out onto the floor and not long after I was thrown out of the store with a huge portion of meatballs, jam and gravy keeping me all warmp but looking rather lumpy. As an added conundrum added to the equation, ask then to stick a single portion of chips and a single fisch on top of the meatballs which will in turn camoflague most of the meatbslls (covered in chips and gravy).
Think of it as a Psychological experimentand try to imagain what Freud would say about you wanting to have your face splashed with hot sticky gravy and a jumper full of small meaty balls.
I've tried it and it really works
Thread just became epic
If only that were true.
So far i have used these tips and have amassed a collection of 45,345 free chicken nuggets. I plan to sell them and retire by the end of 2020.
The main problem i have is storage. Currently i have had to buy 6 chest freezers to store my free nuggets and the electrcity bills and cost of the freezers is approaching nearly 5 thousand pounds now.
I have costed it all and assuming i can sell each nugget for 30pence i can retire in 2020. The main problem will be the fact that other people now know you can get free nuggets so the ones i have amassed are possibly going to be worthless.
Please advise
The main problem i have is storage. Currently i have had to buy 6 chest freezers to store my free nuggets and the electrcity bills and cost of the freezers is approaching nearly 5 thousand pounds now.
I have costed it all and assuming i can sell each nugget for 30pence i can retire in 2020. The main problem will be the fact that other people now know you can get free nuggets so the ones i have amassed are possibly going to be worthless.
Please advise
You're all doing it wrong, the fact that you've got extra nuggets is a sign that you should ask the girl serving you out, preferably using the line "Would you like some extra meat in your box too, gorgeous?"
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Hahahahahahahaaaaaa thank you for allowing me to spit my drink out all over the place!
All stores aren't equal!
My local Tesco Metro only has a 1 star rating for it's fresh produce & preparation area... that's serious failures to comply with food health and safety, hygiene and serious lack of faith in the management.
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