How would you dispose of a body?

h4rm0ny said:
That's weirdly not a bad idea. There are probably a lot of weirdos out there who would LIKE a dead body. You could probably find someone who would take it off your hands one dark night no questions asked. But it would be leaving a worrying loose end - if they got found with it, if they identified you, etc.
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No way would they identify you. We all know cheapskates on MM who lowball you just sell on Ebay the next day and would never tell you the original price they paid. They will say they got it from a major retailer at full RRP
 
the main thing is put some thought and effort into it

how many bodies are found close to lay bys or by dog walkers

if you want to bury one it has to be way off the beaten path

rannoch moor or torridon. theres bogs up there that will hide anything
 
I'd call an ambulance.

Thinking about it though:
If you could get rid of all the fleshy badness, could you just grind the bone down to a powder and dispose of outside?

There's so much CCTV around these days, you'd never get away with it! Interesting thread though, the members market idea probably is the best so far. :D
 
Fishing trip anyone?
You could even strap it to your roof in a big suitcase and no one will be any the wiser. Remember to tie the body up good and weigh it down with a crap ton of weight.
Send the body down into a ravine or some place that we can't get down too (unexplored zone)
 
Avenged7Fold said:
No way would they identify you. We all know cheapskates on MM who lowball you just sell on Ebay the next day and would never tell you the original price they paid. They will say they got it from a major retailer at full RRP
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True. I concede that point! :)

Avenged7Fold said:
Surely the question is not 'where will you dispose of a body?' but rather 'where will you commit the crime?'

There is a reason why 'dead weight' is an expression :p
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Now THIS is insightful. So probably an alteration to the premise is needed. We have two scenarios - an impulse murder or manslaughter (which would be most given that a rational mind ought to be able to think of any number of better solutions to a problem than murder); or a planned murder. So where would you lure someone to if you wanted to kill them?

Emlyn_Dewar said:
I'd call an ambulance.

Thinking about it though:
If you could get rid of all the fleshy badness, could you just grind the bone down to a powder and dispose of outside?
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Maybe. You'd need a strong stomach to butcher and grind up a body but I supposed the old expression 'Can't Grind Up A Body, Don't Do The Crime', applies. But actually your first idea is better than you think. If you can plausibly disguise the death as an accident, simply calling an ambulance could save you a world or hassle and risk.
 
jsmoke said:
Cement shoes. Mafia style.
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Better - add cement gloves as well so that the body lies horizontal and requires less depth to conceal. Also, I don't know much about decomposition but it seems to me there's a risk that the ankles or knees will give at some point and you'd get a footless corpse bobbing along the surface. Doing the wrists as well might help. Of course makes it harder to carry once more.

It's really starting to look like a two-person job.
 
Sell the body to someone with a kebab van, I'm sure they'd happily serve it up, and the people that bought it thinking it was a standard kebab would just say "mmm, tastes like chicken"!
 
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