Human v Chimp fight

Django x2 said:
Hugely. I had little respect for pretend martial arts fighters anyway, but lost all respect when Tenshin got his ass handed to him by Mayweather and ran off crying.
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Well if they were pretend martial arts fighters then surely any half decent professional boxer could enter MMA tournaments and clean up?

I mean there are a whole variety of martial arts that people have trained in, back when the likes of UFC were in their early days various contenders from the not so effective martial arts had a go and got their asses kicked. It became quite apparent that, for example, the likes of Karate, TKD etc.. were a load of guff.

It seems that a mixture of Boxing and Muay Thai for strikes and BJJ, wrestling for grappling are rather effective. Boxing on its own perhaps isn't so much against a trained MMA fighter.
 
J.T said:
https://slate.com/technology/2009/02/how-strong-is-a-chimpanzee-really.html

So Chimps are at best 2 to 3 times stronger than the average human.

Considering the worlds strongest men are anywhere between 3 to 8 times stronger than the average human, the winner would depend who the chimp was fighting.

Even saying all that though if the average human had access to even a pointy stick I would say the human would still have more than a good chance of winning, In my opinion.
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But the chimps have built-in switchblades in their hands, feet (that are as dexterous as our hands) and their mouths/faces.

You are going to get bit/scratched/gouged/killed.
 
Django x2 said:
MMA is a useless sport made up by poor kids who can't technique fight just to give their street brawl tactics a name and to allow it to become a "sport", so yes, absolutely a Chimp would destroy a self titled MMA fighter.
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How many MMA events have you attended to come to that conclusion?
 
Chojin said:
This video of hairless chimpanzees gives an indication of how swole they actually are. That's functional muscle also, it's like they were designed to run circles around things. I can believe the stories about them dismembering people.

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LOL at the black one gently cupping his balls to reinforce their bonds :p
 
This is what happened after a Chimpanzee attack!

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I don't care if your Mohammed I'm Hard Bruce Lee. They will F you up.
 
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SexyGreyFox said:
So you reckon if 100x 5 year olds come running at you at the same time you could take all of them out?
Probably about 10 before you are under a massive pile on.
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If one hundred 4ft, three stone 5 year old's came at me yeah I'd wreck the lot of them. How could a grown man with the height, weight, reach and intelligence advantage not, assuming he has reasonable amount of stamina.
 
terley said:
people here saying chimps are 7-10x stronger than a man.. are you seriously trying to tell us that a chimp can bench press 700kg?
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It's application of strength in some circumstances. Chimps have odd leverage and are more adept at using limbs in combination.

In one experiment, a device to measure applied force was put in a chimp's enclosure to see what they'd do. They played with it, since they're intelligent enough to be curious. A small female chimpanzee was able to pull on the device with more force than a big athletic man about 2.5 times her weight.

Maybe 7x in some situations, but not bench pressing.

Django x2 said:
Hugely. I had little respect for pretend martial arts fighters anyway, but lost all respect when Tenshin got his ass handed to him by Mayweather and ran off crying.
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In fairness to Tenshin, they were using boxing rules so it's not surprising that a superb boxer beat him at boxing. Boxers tend to be better at boxing than people who aren't boxers.
 
SexyGreyFox said:
More importantly if a load of 5 year old humans came running at you how many do you think you could take out before becoming overpowered?
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Do they come in waves or all at once?

If in waves I reckon you could absolutely John Smiths the first few in the head, then grab the ones clambering up me a fizz then into a wall and finish the last couple with punches/submissions. 3-4 waves of this though and you're going to be gassed...

All at once however, that's tough. They'd be like a swarm of locusts just all rushing you and clambering up you till you fall down and then they rush in and all pile on top of you and kill you via suffocation. Hive mind.
 
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