I'm going to build a space station

Working at McDonalds is really affecting my self esteem, I mean there isn't even a manager, I'm there alone and I'm still the lowest rank possible :P

Would anyone be kind enough to point me to the nearest job centre? :D
 
KiTBoH said:
Working at McDonalds is really affecting my self esteem, I mean there isn't even a manager, I'm there alone and I'm still the lowest rank possible :P

Would anyone be kind enough to point me to the nearest job centre? :D
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Remember to tick that you're ethnic on the form, it'll get you a job in no time. Try, say, Polish.

Yours

Greenlizard0 (Ensign of Ethnic people)
 
Can the drunken chav who stole my bottle of donkey urine mixed with air freshner please return it to deck 2 toilets please. I will also note its none alcoholic hopefully this will aid its return quicker.

Yours
Jongo (Bathroom Assistant)
 
I would like to report a possible system malfunction or act of vandalism, I'm not sure which yet, but it seems the gravity in my bananary (banana orchard) somehow got turned up and all the bananas drooped down and are now completely straight!

So no, before anyone else asks, the straight bananas are not an apirl fools.
 
Are they brown? If not, I can't help :(

I do however have a scouse bum in my files, it may have been him.

Yours sincerely

Greenlizard0 (Ensign of Ethnics)
 
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Thankfully(?!) they're still green/yellow, just extremely straight and I've just noticed some of them have become quite elongated, they look like big yellow cucumbers.
 
iamdjdz said:
however I would like to remind Tefal that Skyfall will have to be revived, as killing of crew members is strictly forbidden.
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Skyfall is unharmed and awake, however side effects of the hypospray may include some soreness of the anus, however I assure you it;s merely a short term side effect of the drug...







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Capn' $qu!ff said:
Hi All,

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Best Regards
Hull Plating enginner & Ships Composer
Capn' $qu!ff

P.S. Dazzy_ G I found one of those eggs in the cargo bay but I cheesed it because it looks as though it's hatched.
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I don't wish to alarm anybody but we may have rogue Goodys on the loose. All hands should ware masks untill this vermin can be caught and incinerated.
I have notified the security teams and they will be reconfiguring the laser cameras to shoot these Alien lifeforms on site.

Regards
Dazzy_G
Astroomgdidthatcomefromspaceoliogy specialist
PS The Elephant sized bacon idea failed, and left rather a horrible mess in the lab too :(
 
Jongo said:
Can the drunken chav who stole my bottle of donkey urine
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Brian Stuart said:
B: Chavs
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Hi Guys

When the culprits of these attrocities have been discovered, can you please CC me in to the captains report as I would like to know if the Chav infestation has spread past the midnight playground on level 435. Please be assured that the Playground is safe between the hours of 6am to 7pm, they tend to stay in looking after their 15 children during these hours. Only after 7 do the emerge to drink alcohol and behave threateningly.

Daveyboy has there been any action taken on my request for raising the age of Purchase to 16, hopefully this should help control the outbreak. On my rounds this morning I discovered a Burberry Cap salami1212 does this belong to you?

freak2002
 
Brian Stuart said:
My whole reason for being part of the crew has been demolished What can I do now :(
Captain can I be reassigned please?
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You should go and staff our currently closed Subway to provide McDonalds with some competition. This should stop our McDonalds staff from quiting and I really need a Subway Melt :(
 
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