I'm going to build a space station

Do we know when the standard issue shotguns for protection from zombies will arrive?

Last I heard the Purchase Order had gone to the weapons chief for authorisation. Benelli 5 have the shipment ready to go, but we may look to re-order from Spas 12 who are doing a discount Easter deal.
 
May need to change this:

Magical Trevor - head of hygiene patrol

to

5UB - head of hygiene patrol

:)

I hope everyone here is clean. I am going to do a general check up.
 
More mustard ordered to assist with beard growth.

MUTH-TARD?! Let's don't be silly! :D

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I would like to apply for the position of "Growler Quality Control Officer" please. I may need some help with this one but I'm sure there wont be a problem getting volunteers.
 
Could I please be the 'Onboard Impregnator' within the 'Birth Control' department.

I specialise in impregnating attractive females aged 16 (Oh no I di'nt - OH YES I DID) and 30 to ensure the space station population remains at a healthy level.
 
Could I please be the 'Onboard Impregnator' within the 'Birth Control' department.

I specialise in impregnating attractive females aged 16 (Oh no I di'nt - OH YES I DID) and 30 to ensure the space station population remains at a healthy level.

once growler quality has been assured I will get my dept to forward on the candidates
 
I'm in.

I want to be the dealer, but like more a stoner road trip type of dealer than a trainspotting type of dealer. I'll need a corner of the greenhouse, I'll email the dude in charge of biological/plant life/oxygen regen and so on, see if we can't re-route some of that carbon dioxide.
 
This is your captain speaking - I have been to-ing and fro-ing on reconnaissance missions to a distant system in the past few weeks. Shortly I shall begin to re-edit my captain's log and install new crew positions, for now I trust that the voyage is comfortable and highly eventful.

Your captain,
iamdjdz.
 
Dear Crew,

Last night quite an unsavoury event occured. It appeared that while I was sleeping, somebody entered into my quarters. They then tore off my ensign strip, halved it, painted it black, and then stuck it onto the top of my lip which was part of a face that had just been painted white.

May I remind you to be vigilant against such night time invaders. Turning people into fictional characters during the night, makes the morning after terribly confusing.

Your Ensign of Ethnicity
Greenlizard0
 
I wish to join the crew of this wonderful space station - to show my interests I provide plans to upgrade our mighty station with a space elevator link to OCUK, so that we can have cheap delivery for when we need to upgrade the holodeck

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