I'm going to build a space station

IT Report:

Now that we are out of the Stasis Chambers, I'll be updating the IT systems (with Windows 7) and dishing out sandwiches to the crew. The sandwiches will be : anchovies-with-peanut-butter.

Blackvault
IT Support and Sandwich Maker
 
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Stepping up to be a ships stowaway. Even if I am not accepted I'll see you onboard... but will you see me?

I could also be the first person to die on the first random encounter, who will be un-named.
 
I've just received an Email from Friendly Robot Inc (the manufactures of our Invincible Space robots and some of the other automated ship systems) that from the end of next month all further production of the Mk 4 Invincible space robot is being moved to China, they assure us that this is not a cost cutting measure and that the Invincibleness of all future Invincible Space robots is still guaranteed for eternity.
 
I could be the guy that stands arbitrarily pressing buttons.
and the loveable scamp who means well but always gets into scrapes/nearly dooms the space station.
alternatively, security works for me, recon and ninja-ing
 
TheKnat said:
I'd love to be that guy standing in the hanger randomly waving shuttles in different directions. The one who looks like hes having a permanent rave.
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Looks like? On this space station all hanger bays are fitted with state of the art 360.1 surround sound..

But we've only got the Ministry of Sound Anthems 1991-2008..
 
To celebrate “Happy Day”, Brestanti Ale and Kanar will be served this afternoon and evening in the "Happiness" bar. Jumja Tea will served for those of you on duty.

Commander Massage
 
Hey... look what I just found in the lower storage hold of your space station...



Better evacuate and nuke the station, it's the only way to be sure.
 
We've had a few beard infringements on the upper decks, could those residents please look more carefully in the mirror in future before leaving their quarters - having the remnants of the previous night's meal tucked away is unhygienic.
 
I hear you need an ambassador to comminicate with alien races to trade whatever we may have for alien prostitute babes. As the Official Prostitute Ambassador, I can arrange this to bring happiness to the crew. ;)
 
Ok, due to the current strength of the earths economy we are moving to a system of banking similar to that of Zimbabwe. Congratulations, you're all billionaires!
 
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