I'm going to build a space station
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Man of Honour
I hear you need an ambassador to comminicate with alien races to trade whatever we may have for alien prostitute babes. As the Official Prostitute Ambassador, I can arrange this to bring happiness to the crew.
The Galaxy Bar could do with a change of ladies, can you please arrange for some new talent to come onboard.
Commander Massage
Soldato
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, i seem to have crept into a mild coma for the last 3 months for no particular reason, the good news is we haven't crashed yet, the bad news, due to my unconsciousness, and the co-pilot who i have no idea where he has disappeared to, is we are in a desperate need for fuel, we have approx. 453 million gallons left and the teleport to Iraq has been discovered and subsequently destroyed by ex president George W Bush.
I don't pay you to sleep.
Soldato
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Hi there. I'm the friendly neighbourhood omnipotent being.
I have now upgraded all your systems using technology from the 31st century. I shall be staying around to annoy the crew and generally be a dick.
I have now upgraded all your systems using technology from the 31st century. I shall be staying around to annoy the crew and generally be a dick.
Soldato
Did we level up yet?
Sepp Blatter? Is that you?
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Soldato
You're confusing a space station with a space ship.
you don't pay me at all, i work for free
Well you're on the payroll! 5 muffins a month I believe.
Associate
Can I be radio DJ please? kthnx
Can i come as well please if its possible i would like to be in charge of the condiments especially salt cellars vinegar bottles and pan yan jars. Thank you for this idea of a space station the public transport on a sunday is terrible.
if its possible i would like to be in charge of the condiments especially salt cellars vinegar bottles and pan yan jars. Thank you for this idea of a space station the public transport on a sunday is terrible.
Soldato
Another Bump after spending time in deep stasis.
Blackvault
Blackvault
Soldato
are we there yet
Man of Honour
We’ve been here all the time. The New Year party is still going on and there is still some Brestanti Ale and Kanar left. Normal service is due to resume tomorrow so everyone had better start sobering up.
Commander Massage
Soldato
As stationwide distributor of "Bangin' Choonz", I'm willing to take you on as an apprentice.
Might be worth talking to Knowlesy and taz48 if you're interested in club/event work.
I do have a slight confession, I appear to have spent the last 3 months nodded off in navigation suite status, and to my dismay realise i left a curly wurly wedged against the course plotter, I am sorry to say we have spent the last 3 months going slowly round and round in circles, on the good side, Curly Wurly now removed, course set and away we go!
TimBrad - Navigation
TimBrad - Navigation