I'm going to build a space station

i can happily report that after the new years eve party i managed to make £1.50 in tips, therefore i have invested it in some Lo Coste aftershave for my Bathroom assistant stand.

Jongo - Bathroom Assistant.
 
Attention security:

The portable Mega Death Ray from my on board Secret test Lab has malfunctioned causing a rip in spacetime on deck 3 and consequently Velociraptors have boarded the station. The raptors apper to be passive for the moment as I believe they're studying their new surroundings... however this could change at the drop of a hat, so I request that you send as many men as you can to Deck 3 in case the situation gets any worse.
 
Attention security:

The portable Mega Death Ray from my on board Secret test Lab has malfunctioned causing a rip in spacetime on deck 3 and consequently Velociraptors have boarded the station. The raptors apper to be passive for the moment as I believe they're studying their new surroundings... however this could change at the drop of a hat, so I request that you send as many men as you can to Deck 3 in case the situation gets any worse.

Don't worry about it, they're having a drink in the Knockers Bar and will be leaving the station to go in search of theme parks on earth.

Commander Massage.
 
Attention security:

The portable Mega Death Ray from my on board Secret test Lab has malfunctioned causing a rip in spacetime on deck 3 and consequently Velociraptors have boarded the station. The raptors apper to be passive for the moment as I believe they're studying their new surroundings... however this could change at the drop of a hat, so I request that you send as many men as you can to Deck 3 in case the situation gets any worse.

I have a cunning plan to deal with the raptor situation

*disappears into ventilation shaft*



Good luck with the raptors btw!
 
Reporting for duty Captain.


As part of my probabtion, i've been ordered to seek employment upon this vessel in any job capacity you wish to give me, for a period of 3 months.

After that I am free to leave or to continue employment in this or another capacity.
 
Due to the current 'recession' i am looking to expand my horizons and join the crew of this wonderful space station.

Are they any jobs free at this current moment in time?

I am skilled in IT, Cookery, Cleaning, Gardening and Customer Support.

Thank you,

Cas.
 
I have a cunning plan to deal with the raptor situation

*disappears into ventilation shaft*



Good luck with the raptors btw!

Ventilation Shaft? I don't remember putting in any ventilation when constructing the Hulls superstructure, I do recall installing the waste extraction vents & pumping system and they lead directly too the inciner... Oh **** GET OUT OF THERE TEFAL!
 
Due to the current 'recession' i am looking to expand my horizons and join the crew of this wonderful space station.

Are they any jobs free at this current moment in time?

I am skilled in IT, Cookery, Cleaning, Gardening and Customer Support.

Thank you,

Cas.

You could come join me in the IT department. We often play MW2 and FM3, so if you like those then you'll fit into the IT dept :) We do the odd bit of IT "work" like defragging the computer's core every once in a while and making sure that solitaire still can be access from all the computer terminals on the ship.

Blackvault
 
Ventilation Shaft? I don't remember putting in any ventilation when constructing the Hulls superstructure, I do recall installing the waste extraction vents & pumping system and they lead directly too the inciner... Oh **** GET OUT OF THERE TEFAL!

I read that in a Gene Wilder voice. Like the girl that sits on the egg scales in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory gets sent to the incinerate.

*Calls the Scutters to go look for Tefal*

Blackvault
 
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