You could come join me in the IT department. We often play MW2 and FM3, so if you like those then you'll fit into the IT dept We do the odd bit of IT "work" like defragging the computer's core every once in a while and making sure that solitaire still can be access from all the computer terminals on the ship.
Blackvault
Additional: There may still be some wet paint so be careful when leaning against walls
Aww, ****! My new work clothes as well; Blackvault is going to kill me!
I see you have a tailor on board so I would like to be a Tinker, your going to need a Soldier, Sailor, Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man and Thief before we can fulfil dept duties
I see, but who's going to make your tin pots ?
I'm sure one of the "red shirts" Shirts are availiable... probably still smoking also
I've heard of these so called 'red shirts' and i'd rather go top naked. I'm sure Blackvault won't mind
You're hired. You can help me enrol ladies for the Knockers Bar, the job will require lots of space travel and your hands will be full.
Commander Massage.
I can't believe I've never signed up for this.
Putting my name forward for the position of Staff Trainer. Duties will mainly involve teaching people how to chug beer and get free porn.
Who's gonna mow the lawn?