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I would use an array of 140mm computer fans for propulsion!
I'm going to build a space station
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You're a man... we don't need to give you something to play with....
But if you must.... If found this...
Go ahead and play...
Good morning fellow crew members
IT Report:
During my diagnositic of the computer core i found multiple rootkits and viruses. By the looks of things they were recieved from dodgy sites (you know the ones i mean). Due to this, i've had to completely format the computer core and reload all the software. The NAS was also infected which means that if you had any files on there they are now gone... yes, the porn as well. I apologise for any inconvenience this has caused.
Casdawer
IT Support
Ah, nearly forgot something! Blackvault has somehow misplaced the Solitaire disk, so for the time being i've had to install MineSweeper. ENJOY!
IT Report:
During my diagnositic of the computer core i found multiple rootkits and viruses. By the looks of things they were recieved from dodgy sites (you know the ones i mean). Due to this, i've had to completely format the computer core and reload all the software. The NAS was also infected which means that if you had any files on there they are now gone... yes, the porn as well. I apologise for any inconvenience this has caused.
Casdawer
IT Support
Ah, nearly forgot something! Blackvault has somehow misplaced the Solitaire disk, so for the time being i've had to install MineSweeper. ENJOY!
I need a job please! My wife says I'm a good prober so can I be chief prober? I can do all sorts of stuff like...probe stuff.
I'm really good at it too and I can usually borrow lubricants from the engingeering staff so I won't be short of supplies either!
I'm really good at it too and I can usually borrow lubricants from the engingeering staff so I won't be short of supplies either!
Associate
you would have to ask the president of outer space : Ronald Raygun bom bom
*slightly charred hand reaches out of the dark and slaps ripper*
Soldato
Good Morning all
I regret to inform you that theres been a large hull breach on the east wing of deck 10 somthing to do with a raptor, a red shirt and large quantities of Thermite from what I gather from the damage and the remains I've found at the site of the breach.
As a result the east corridors of deck 10, The lapdancing club & Poker hall have been closed until I've repaired the damage.
I regret to inform you that theres been a large hull breach on the east wing of deck 10 somthing to do with a raptor, a red shirt and large quantities of Thermite from what I gather from the damage and the remains I've found at the site of the breach.
As a result the east corridors of deck 10, The lapdancing club & Poker hall have been closed until I've repaired the damage.
Man of Honour
Stop drinking man, it's not morning here, the raptors have left and all the entertainment areas are secure. Go and sleep it off.
Drunkenness will not be tolerated onboard.
Commander Massage
Soldato
Stop drinking man, it's not morning here, the raptors have left and all the entertainment areas are secure. Go and sleep it off.
Drunkenness will not be tolerated onboard.
Commander Massage
Then how do you explain this *points* big ****ing hole in the Hull, this torn & singed red shirt, The human remains, This half a raptor Claw, the explosion & the rapid decompression of the poker hall last night mid game!
Man of Honour
Apart from the drinking you should stop taking those hallucinatory drugs.
Securty have been called.
Commander Massage
Soldato
Fine I'll not do my job and just leave the hole there then if you get sucked out into space don't blame me.
Soldato
No No No we'll follow Commander Massages insinuations I don't particularly mind people being sucked out into space I'm just going to stay well clear of the area.
After further investigation, i found that it was the Raptors that downloaded the rootkits and viruses onto the system. The CCTV shows the Raptor randomly head butting the keyboard in some kind of sequence which obviously started the download. It then proceeded to the east wing of deck 10 where it found the Mr Red Shirt who was transporting the Thermite to the Armoury. A battle broke out and the Thermite exploded causing the massive hole.
Thank you,
Cas.
Thank you,
Cas.
Soldato
I assume the emergency force fields are in place? Summon the damage repair crews.
Blackvault
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Haha, how awesome is this thread? Only just seen it.