I'm going to build a space station

During my endless voyages through the OcUK forums I chanced upon your orbital establishment. Upon investigation, it appeared to be full of complete lunatics with dubious personal hygiene, and imaginations that would make an asylum blush.

As I am unable to comprehend such life, I shall continue onwards.

Report ends.
 
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I have some ointment, I'm just gonna have to probe you first though just to check it's safe to use on you......This is gonna hurt you more than it will me. I'll try not to enjoy it either. :)
 
I've just recieved word from back home that we're officially out of a recession! This means I can be a bit more optimistic when planning for the new financial year.

After accounting for food, personnel wages, lawsuit payoffs, bandwidth costs and copious amounts of porn I reckon we've got a few grand to play with. Any ideas?
 
m0r94n said:
I've just recieved word from back home that we're officially out of a recession! This means I can be a bit more optimistic when planning for the new financial year.

After accounting for food, personnel wages, lawsuit payoffs, bandwidth costs and copious amounts of porn I reckon we've got a few grand to play with. Any ideas?
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I need a to borrow a space craft to recruit for the knockers bar... I've spoke to the navigation team and they told me....
There's a planet over there *points* with loads of hot aliens on it
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And I need to check this out!... Although apparetly the planet is quite hostile towards humans... and parts are involved in a war on Raptors.

My point is I need a team to escort me to said planet. And hopefully return with some new recruits for the bar.



Also on another note the speed of internet on deck 4 has dropped.... I can't seem to stream any 'films' :(
 
I don't mean to sound superior, but I hate the company of these maintainence robots. Can we at least give them faces? They're starting to creep me out down here...

Oh, and if we don't get more power to the drives we're all going to have to get out and push. Someone has damaged one of our primary power generators, some pleb left a cooling vent exposed and something got down it. Typical oversight.
 
Tonyator said:
I need a to borrow a space craft to recruit for the knockers bar... I've spoke to the navigation team and they told me....

And I need to check this out!... Although apparetly the planet is quite hostile towards humans... and parts are involved in a war on Raptors.

My point is I need a team to escort me to said planet. And hopefully return with some new recruits for the bar.



Also on another note the speed of internet on deck 4 has dropped.... I can't seem to stream any 'films' :(
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I've enough for 6 hours of fuel, 1 blue shirt, 2 yellow shirts and one red shirt. Go crazy.
 
Quick training update:

Last nights beer chugging training exercise didn't go down too well and unfortunately the rear portion of deck 8 needs a bit of a clean up.

Tonights training exercise if focusing on what is considered suitable pornographic material to be had on the ship. All welcome. No girls allowed (unless topless and chugging beer).
 
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