I'm going to build a space station

[Cosimo]

Romulan Night starts at 21:00 in the new Astro Bar, drink as much Romulan ale as you like whilst watching our latest big knockers lap dancing extravaganza.

Commander Massage

 

[Squark]

Taken, I believe village idiot is still unfilled

aww

Village idiot is taken going by the first post

 

[Tonyator]

Romulan Night starts at 21:00 in the new Astro Bar, drink as much Romulan ale as you like whilst watching our latest big knockers lap dancing extravaganza.

Commander Massage

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    Awww I'm gonna miss it while on the recruiting mission :(

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[Casdawer]

Good morning everyone,

The communication problem that occured during the 27th has been resolved. I apologies for any inconvenience that this caused yesterday.

Thank you..

Casdawer

 

[Squark]

If I can't be a mechanic then can I run the gift shop?

 

[Deiwos]

Training update:

The crew don't seem too happy that porn involving animals and Gazeebos is frowned upon. I will try to address this issue in next weeks training session.

Tonights beer chugging training exercise will take place on deck 7, since no ones cleaned up deck 8 yet. It's first come first served, limited to 16 places. We're learning to chug Stouts tonight

 

[sorn21]

Did this actually happen then?

Man I wanted to go into space...
Is it in anyway possible to meet you guys somewhere and pick me up?

 

[Redgie]

Could I join the crew as some kind of fuel expert? I carry adequate experience, as indicated here

 

[No1newts]

Can I be the guy in the background arbitrarily pressing buttons like in Austin Powers? With the cool silver uniform of course!

 

[D5T]

Can I jump aboard and be the resident pest control?
I'll provide my own catapult and marbles!
Damn space critters

 

[molemole0]

Can i be the chimpanzee that is tested on

 

[Marky]

This thread really needs to be archived

 

[The Dread Pirate]

To all those who have put in a request for rails anywhere there is a large drop due to the constant repair jobs on the Hull I havn't the time or resources for luxuries like this so stop asking and take this bit of advice "Stay away from said drops!"

 

[Cosimo]

This thread really needs to be archived

Message From Star Fleet HQ:

The space station has been set into a decaying orbit with no override. It will burn up in the atmosphere on the 31st. Only a skeleton crew will remain until the last shuttle departs.

Have a nice day.

 

[Stretch]

Looks like you've got most bases covered but with summer coming up could I be Chief Beer & BBQ Engineer

 

[Tefal]

Romulan Night starts at 21:00 in the new Astro Bar, drink as much Romulan ale as you like whilst watching our latest big knockers lap dancing extravaganza.

Commander Massage

After much detecting including several weeks of rigorous interrogation in my dungeon.. I mean interview room, I can confirm that lapdancer is not working with the raptors!

 

[Cosimo]

After much detecting including several weeks of rigorous interrogation in my dungeon.. I mean interview room, I can confirm that lapdancer is not working with the raptors!

I'll send you the last batch of lap dancers for “rehearsals”.

Commander Massage.

 

[^TANK^]

If I have left you off the crew listing please say and I shall amend it.

Can I be added as the cross dressing lolly pop lady/man please iamdjdz.

I can help drunk people cross from one side of the corridor to the other.

I still haven't been added!

 

[Cosimo]

What ever happened to the OcUK space station?

I'm sure I applied for the position of teaboy

Just dropped back into orbit and you're hired after this trial:

100 cream teas in the observatory lounge at 17:00 please.

See you again in 2012.

 

[Sheff]

I'd just like to report that the hot soup dispenser is out of action, due to someone pouring chicken (flavour) noodle soup into the coin slot.