Images of items I have purchased (except trainers [no feet pics])

[HungryHippos]

Who on earth puts cars in garages anymore?

Apart from the 70 year old over the road from me who insists on putting his q5 in his which takes him 20 minutes it's so tight

I do use mine in the winter, but it's a car port so it's an open garage, and it's really good at preventing me from needing to de ice the car in the morning.

In that pic that driveway looks like it's a double one so I would just use those and park out front.

 

[Bonjour]

Drape a 'Police line do not cross' tape over the gate.

 

[Uther]

Lovely house but that rear fence would make me rage. 300k and they can't put a 6 foot '**** off neighbour' fence in the back garden?

 

[Jumper118]

Lovely house but that rear fence would make me rage. 300k and they can't put a 6 foot '**** off neighbour' fence in the back garden?

depends how hot the neighbour is

 

[LiE]

Nice Tefal, did they forget to give you a garden?

 

[SDK^]

Nice house
Small garages are fine but 1.5 width driveways can be annoying if you both drive - arranging cars for arriving/leaving etc..

Nothing wrong with green front doors, this is ours.

 

[Uther]

Postman must love you!

 

[Dis86]

Your handle is on the wrong side

 

[Tefal]

Postman must love you!

that reminds me i have to buy a sodding house number!

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Your handle is on the wrong side

I assume there is one on the inside as well.... oh you meant it should be on the right side. Well handles probably don't work as well when fitted on the same side as where the hinges are.

 

[Dis86]

I assume there is one on the inside as well.... oh you meant it should be on the right side. Well handles probably don't work as well when fitted on the same side as where the hinges are.

Which would lead to the logical conclusion that the hinges are also on the wrong side...

 

[SDK^]

Which would lead to the logical conclusion that the hinges are also on the wrong side...

How are you coming to these conclusions?

 

[Avenged7Fold]

How are you coming to these conclusions?

Some people are just gifted. I once saw a blind kid be able to guess the distance of noises away from him pretty well.

You know what they say:

When god puts the handle on the wrong side of the door, he opens a window.

 

[Dis86]

How are you coming to these conclusions?

Well the first conclusion is based on the fact that the hinges are always on the opposite side of the handle. Otherwise your door doesn't work so well.

Secondly the way your door opens it creates a triangle of unusable space behind it whereas if the panel and door were switched or hinges are on the left it's more likely the door opens against a wall and leaves no unusable space.

https://www.directdoors.com/media/0/managed/large/composite-external-door-glazed-composite.jpg

 

[SDK^]

That's the problem with making assumptions when you can't see the full picture Lounge access is to the right of this image, if the door opened the other way you would have to walk around it to access the lounge

 

[Kanpai]

Lol owned

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Nah, fake picture. I refuse to believe Dis is not gifted

Inb4 'your house is wrong'

 

[Dis86]

Lol fail. The panel should be on the right of that photo. So like I said, unusable triangle of space. Looks like I was right i'm afraid guys! That way you can still access the lounge without a door in the way, you have no wasted space and the door opens flat against a wall. It also means not everyone is scuffing past the wall and skirting so they don't end up covered in crap like yours.

 

[Kanpai]

Not sure if serious

 

[IronWarrior]

Spoiler

I'm guessing green paint must be cheaper then white or something. Nice house!