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All of the above, it's a foam rolled butt plug with a watch inside. Great for getting items about using your prison pocket.
Butt plug.
Trying to guess what that is.. too big for a bike handlebar grip looking at it in the foam, something for a camera?
Cool, where did you get your penis cast done?
So you buy yourself McLaren and Porsche super cars and the wife gets miniature plastic penises. Seems fair.
So you buy yourself McLaren and Porsche super cars and the wife gets miniature plastic penises. Seems fair.
They're squidgy rubber, not plastic... very rewarding to fiddle with... but they don't grow like normal
In fairness I also wouldn't grow if you were rubbing me.
Butt plug.
More or less than the thought of owning a corner sofa?
LMAO
Locations... sorted!
Wifey pillow
Pantry, shelf at her eye level
Fridge, shelf at her eye level
Dishwasher, on top of clean mug
Cupboard for plates, on top of plate
Under toilet sink, that she'll only see when using the facilities
New DS1517+
Yeah, normally sales emails are trying to sell the oppositeWhere did you get these little Willie's?
Yeah, normally sales emails are trying to sell the opposite