Injury Thread

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Thought it might be interesting for people to list their current injuries, both serious and funny!
A description would have how would be nice as well ;]

I will start:

Injury :: Cause
Forearm muscle strain :: Unsure, probably just gradually got worse over time

Knee bruising :: walking into a weights rack that I really should have noticed. Got a sweet brown and purple bruise covering the top of my kneecap!
 
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Injury:
Degenerated Cartilage & Bone bruising of the knee

Cause:
Skiing like a numpty (trying to harass someone in to going faster :o)
 
Morba said:
rofl, doh!
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Well I enjoy skiing for the speed, and he was very good at skiing but going painfully slow. So I tried to speed him up, and got a ski caught in some deep slush and span round on my knee :(
 
Injury: broken tail bone
Cause: must have cracked it playing rugby then it gave way with an almighty crack while straining on the loo :o

Injury: sore shoulder
Cause: always been weak and have a habit of popping out slightly but today I done it while diving in the pool at work

Injury: bad knee
Cause: Walking round poolside at work foot slipped twisted my knee till it popped nicely

Im just falling apart :rolleyes:
 
blitz2163 said:
Injury: broken tail bone
Cause: must have cracked it playing rugby then it gave way with an almighty crack while straining on the loo :o

Injury: sore shoulder
Cause: always been weak and have a habit of popping out slightly but today I done it while diving in the pool at work

Injury: bad knee
Cause: Walking round poolside at work foot slipped twisted my knee till it popped nicely

Im just falling apart :rolleyes:
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eek! i know someone who broke their tail bone, but they knew it at the time. they said it was horrendous pain!
 
Morba said:
eek! i know someone who broke their tail bone, but they knew it at the time. they said it was horrendous pain!
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This is the 2nd time ive done it the first time wasnt too bad, but this time its hurt like hell and theres nothing that I can do about it :(
 
Injury : Currently recovering from a reconstruction of my shoulder socket.

Cause : Playing football 2 and half years ago. Slide in from the side of someone running down the line. Took the ball and man. We both came crashing down, him ontop of me, me on the point of my elbow :( Arm came out of the socket and its been ****** since.
 
Black eye: dropping my guard when i threw a leg kick at my ma in sparring.


Sprained muscle in left shoulder: always been really quick to injure my left shoulder it feels like there's a muscle which is tight that you can feel by pressing in from the front where your shoulder connects to torso. Did that punching a pad a few days ago.
 
Injury:
AC joint out of place on right shoulder

Cause:
Some tard tried to tackle me during a rugby match 3years ago, he got a shoulder to the head, re-injured many times since.

Injury:
Right side of abs sticking out a bit, think bladder is pushing other things outwards, or bladder itself.

Cause:
No idea but it screws up my bodyshape!

Injury:
Sore left testicle (no joke!)

Cause:
Had an operation on wednesday morning, first operation, DEAR GOD THE PAIN!
Though achieved the lifetime goal of wearing a chock-strap! (however its spelt)
 
Injury: Inflammation in right elbow nerve (similar to tennis elbow but nerve not tendon)...

Playing badminton/volleyball extensively.

Injury: Patellar Tendonitis (quite bad!)

Playing badminton/volleyball and football extensively!
 
Injury: 'Non-too serious could have been a lot worse' Posterior Cruciate Ligament strain
Cause: Playing football, went in for challenge, all weight on one leg which happened to be completely straight and jarred under me as the opposition player clattered into it bending it the wrong way ever so slightly. Lucky he didn't hit me much harder really.

Injury: Shin splints
Cause: Probably played too much football. Just reading about it it could be caused by my choice of footwear.
 
Injury: Tendonitis of the shoulder.
cause: One arny press too many ;)

Injury: Damage to miniscus (knee cartilidge).
cause: Messing about swimming. Sudden, awful crack and a lot of pain. Now small segments wedge the joint occassionally :/

Injury:Annihilated Jaw. Cracks and crunches, can lock in the morning. cause:Started it off taking a few knocks in rugby. Was worsened considerably when I dared a mate to punch me in the face when plastered. Clever.

I suck :(

Ant :cool:
 
WantoN said:
Injury:Annihilated Jaw. Cracks and crunches, can lock in the morning. cause:Started it off taking a few knocks in rugby. Was worsened considerably when I dared a mate to punch me in the face when plastered. Clever.

I suck :(

Ant :cool:
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you cant suck too good with a cracked jaw!! ;]
 
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