Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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ThePirateHulk said:
I think I might have to. What size of stick do you recommend? ;)
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Depends, is she a big girl? You ideally want one proportional to her size. If she's a big girl, something no thicker than your thumb and about the size or your arm fully extended should suffice. If she's petite, just use a few twigs.

Try and poke her in the eye if she persists though; if she's blind, she won't be able to see where you run.
 
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Nix said:
Depends, is she a big girl? You ideally want one proportional to her size. If she's a big girl, something no thicker than your thumb and about the size or your arm fully extended should suffice. If she's petite, just use a few twigs.

Try and poke her in the eye if she persists though; if she's blind, she won't be able to see where you run.
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Nice one. I'll do some twig gathering on the way home.
 
krooton said:
Being a nice guy gets you nowhere with women who aren't looking for nice guys.

Also, people mustn't confuse being a nice guy which being a wet, indecisive, meek push-over.
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Very true. "Nice" is boring.
Girls want a man who will make decisions about stuff and not be afraid to assert their opinion about what they'd like to do/general stuff.

There is nothing more utterly crap when it comes to men, than a man who says "oh im happy to do whatever you want" Yaaaaaawwnnn!

I want someone to be a man, throw me over his shoulder and cart me back to his cave, :D not someone who when they meet a girl, suddenly loses their own opinions and beliefs, and disregards their wants. You end up being evil to them, just so you can get some other emotion out of them than "nice"

It just comes across that you are a doormat, sorry but it does. And trust me its not attractive, and certainly not something that turns most women on.
 
knip said:
There is nothing more utterly crap when it comes to men, than a man who says "oh im happy to do whatever you want" Yaaaaaawwnnn!
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If a bloke says that doesn't that mean he's not really bothered what you do? That'd be the case with me.

Also would it be wrong to say "what do you fancy doing?" to bring about discussion about what should done on an evening?
 
jmhduck said:
If a bloke says that doesn't that mean he's not really bothered what you do? That'd be the case with me.

Also would it be wrong to say "what do you fancy doing?" to bring about discussion about what should done on an evening?
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Yes once in a while, but from my experience "nice" men do this time and time again, why cant they just go "Oi woman, we're doing THIS this evening, and if you dont like it tough!" (obviously im being humourous with my my wording, but you get the idea) Plus if hes not really bothered, that also says in a way that he doesnt care enough, to have an opinion which can make the girl think he then "isnt bothered" about her.

Its like that type of man is too scared to assert their opinion and risk upsetting said woman, when in fact what women want is someone who will tell it like it is, and make decisions about stuff. It shows you have a backbone, and arent a walkover.
 
knip said:
Yes once in a while, but from my experience "nice" men do this time and time again, why cant they just go "Oi woman, we're doing THIS this evening, and if you dont like it tough!" (obviously im being humourous with my my wording, but you get the idea) Plus if hes not really bothered, that also says in a way that he doesnt care enough, to have an opinion which can make the girl think he then "isnt bothered" about her.

Its like that type of man is too scared to assert their opinion and risk upsetting said woman, when in fact what women want is someone who will tell it like it is, and make decisions about stuff. It shows you have a backbone, and arent a walkover.
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Fair enough. I'm probably more the sort of guy would say why don't we go to ******* tonight etc. I'm definately a say it like I see it guy though, although this can get you in trouble :P. Anyway I'm going shopping with one of the directors of Austria's largest ISP this afternoon :D.
 
Freefaller said:
Shut it wench and get back to my room :D
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HAhahahahah, that reply was so perfectly exectued.

*tips hat*


This thread has been an interesting read. I've never tried internet dating but met a girl from Canada over the internet using various chat programs etc. It's a good way to meet people but I don't think it even comes close to the real thing.

I agree with whoever said a few pages back that meeting online is ok, but you need to step up to a real meeting ASAP or it just becomes MSN/Webcam/Texting/Phone calls and pretty much **** all else.

Good luck to all those trying to find someone!


Orange Peel said:
At least (s)he's honest lol
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Ugly & Boring said:
are you all that ****ING shallow!!!!
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She is getting the hang of this dating men online malarchy isn't she? :D

Not so much the grammar though...
 
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Reply.. CHECK
Phone number.. CHECK
Date organised.. CHECK

Will let you know if she turns up or not tomorrow :D
 
Internet Dating…

So I let my brother talk me into joining a free internet dating website. One of the biggest on the internet.
I figured why not, you only live once I’ll give it ago, albeit a poor effort to begin with. An almost empty profile with no pictures.
I start browsing profiles. Women who want a man to treat them right, No players, etc etc, blah blah blah. The usual stuff.

There probably only there for one reason themselves anyway. I ping off a few emails to some, what looked/seemed like nice women.
No reply. Emails just read and deleted. Maybe it’s because my profile is empty. So I make an effort and fill it in. I send off a few more emails.
Read and deleted by the recipient with no reply. So I think. All women can’t be that shallow right? Rookie mistake on my part.

Yes they can. So I find some pictures of myself and upload them. I send of a few more emails. WOW I’m getting responses.
Women are actually making first contact with me, some look okish, some are just, “No, go away, I see why your on here” but they were all positive replies.

At least I'm getting somewhere I think to myself. Then I think some more. How can these women want a man blah blah blah.
When they won’t reply to an email from someone that doesn’t have a picture on his profile. I thought men were the shallow ones?
Anyway, I get an email from a woman who looks amazing. We start chatting get on great and arrange a date a week later.

I fill my car up with diesel and make the 45 minute drive with Sat-Nav at the ready, as she doesn’t drive. The plan was to go for a few
drinks then back to her place for dinner and a movie. Anyway, I arrive on time. Unusual for me to be honest. We say hello, she puts the kettle on and shows me round her house, it wasn’t in the least bit uncomfortable.

Then we nip over to the DVD rental place to get a movie.
She picks a horror, claiming. “I love them but can’t watch them on my own” I simply roll my eyes Tell me something I haven’t heard before I think to myself. We hadn’t decided were we going to go, it’s a small town and not much to do really. So we decide on a pool hall round the corner. My second drink was none alcoholic as I driving but she offers me her couch, so a few Budweiser’s later and two games of pool that lasted best part of an hour we head back to hers to watch the movie stopping on the way to get more alcohol.

Then she decides one movie isn’t enough, back to the DVD rental place where she picks up Slumdog millionaire. A few drinks later we having a chat and a laugh getting on great, I’m actually enjoying her company. Then Slumdog goes on. We get comfy on the couch. Ten 10 minutes in were a little hot a bothered she disappears up stairs and calls me up a few minutes later. OMG was my response. I didn’t sleep on the couch that night and totally missed the movie.

Shame really it was a comfy couch.

She’s a nice pretty woman so I decide to go back a few nights later. By this point she’s
cancelled her membership to this Dating website claiming to many weirdo’s we contacting her. Ok I thought. My account is still active and still in use.
After knowing her just over a week you wouldn’t think anybody could or want to be that serious. Rookie mistake on my part yet again.

I get a call one night, she’s down and upset. I ask what’s wrong. “Nothing” is the response. Ok, subject dropped. Goodbye’s are said and the phone hung up. Then the txt’s start so I call back The problem is I’m still using this dating website. I do my best to reassure her and calm her down as she’s in tears after 2 knowing me two weeks. The following night it happens again. What the….. ??? Again I manage to calm her down and reassure her. The very next morning before my alarms have finished going off the, “I cant see you anymore” txt’s start. “I’m not being second best to anyone”. “I wish you would just delete your account”

All this after knowing her only 2 weeks…

It’s all too much. Maybe it’s just me!

I don’t plan on seeing her again and my account has been deleted. I won’t use a dating website again.

Pics? I don’t think so…

Edit: Reformatted... Thanks!
 
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