Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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ok here goes


i will keep it up for just a few minutes so you better hurry lol

http://uk.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?ortp=1&TP=U&uid=cTxdurXt1sQr9uNBDn17Iw==&lid=21

I need to get a better pic!!

*runs and hides* lol

For giggles:

# seeking men 25-35

check

# within 10 miles of Dorking, Surrey, United Kingdom

23 miles

Hair:

* Black,
* Dark brown,
* Light brown

check

Eyes: Any

check

Height:

* 5'8" (172cms) to
6'4" (193cms)

check

Body type:

* About average,
* Athletic and toned,
* Slender

check

Languages:

* English

check

Ethnicity:

* White / Caucasian

fail

Faith:

* Agnostic,
* Atheist

fail

Education:

* High school

check

Job: Any

check

Income: Any

check

Smoke:

* No Way

check

Drink:

* I don't drink alcohol,
* Social drinker, maybe one or two

check

Relationships:

* Never Married

check

Have kids:

* none

check

Want kids:

* Definitely,
* Someday

check

Turn-ons:

* Candlelight,
* Dancing,
* Flirting,
* Public displays of affection

check

Turn-offs:

* Body piercings,
* Brainiacs,
* Long hair,
* Sarcasm

other than being a bit sarcastic, check

:D;)
 
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I failed on 70 miles distance and being a brainiac
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MW
 
I failed on 70 miles distance and being a brainiac
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MW

lol the thing is i dont mind smart people i just dont like the types of people who think they know it all. which is why i put brainiacs as a turn off

i dont mind the odd bit of sarcasm but just not all the time or when the situation isn't appropriate.
 
lol the thing is i dont mind smart people i just dont like the types of people who think they know it all. which is why i put brainiacs as a turn off

i dont mind the odd bit of sarcasm but just not all the time or when the situation isn't appropriate.

Would you wanna date someone who listens to Taylor Swift? :p

hint hint :p
 
Ooh, you've now changed your requirements: I now fail the age test but pass the ethnicity test.

Anyway, back off Raymond. :mad:



As you can see I don't think you have anything to worry about.


I did speed dating for a laugh at uni because I helped organise it; didn't take it seriously. I do find, like many people I'm sure, that there's something odd about using ads to find someone to go out with, but then again, it's no diferrent to being introduced/set up with someone. Just doesn't feel organic.
 
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Hmm, just been on Match.com for the first time in ages after seeing Secretspy's profile (very pretty, I've got to say - if only I wasn't a sarcastic brainiac :p) and may have to give it another go at some point, seems like a few decent girls around my area.

I tried POF for a short while and found it to be awful, just full of chavs really!
 
strange... someone i've been talking to via match/text thinks for some reason that i have a bf but im too scared to dump him. i think hes drunk lol.
 
strange... someone i've been talking to via match/text thinks for some reason that i have a bf but im too scared to dump him. i think hes drunk lol.

I think you're missing a bit of a trick here.

This forum is full of dudes, 85% losers\geeks\murders, 10% average, 5% wicked cool. Now, assuming you might well like some of the average ones, there is bound to be a guy on here suitable for you.

Don't tell me you haven't noticed all the interest you've got in here already?

I have a girlfriend already I'm afraid so you can count me out of the wicked cool section.
 
This forum is full of dudes, 85% losers\geeks\murders, 10% average, 5% wicked cool. Now, assuming you might well like some of the average ones, there is bound to be a guy on here suitable for you.

So I'm a 1 in 20 as opposed to 1 in a million.. I can take that! :p

I haven't actually tried match.com, is it worth a go?
 
I think you're missing a bit of a trick here.

This forum is full of dudes, 85% losers\geeks\murders, 10% average, 5% wicked cool. Now, assuming you might well like some of the average ones, there is bound to be a guy on here suitable for you.

Don't tell me you haven't noticed all the interest you've got in here already?

I have a girlfriend already I'm afraid so you can count me out of the wicked cool section.

what's the trick?

are you referring to the guy who text me or are you basically saying how ocuk could be used as a bit like a dating site lol

el dazza i think match is quite good. easy layout to find things. although it's been playing up a bit lately. emails not sending when it says it has but its only in the last week its happened so they might be having a few problems
 
what's the trick?

are you referring to the guy who text me or are you basically saying how ocuk could be used as a bit like a dating site lol

el dazza i think match is quite good. easy layout to find things. although it's been playing up a bit lately. emails not sending when it says it has but its only in the last week its happened so they might be having a few problems

Use Ocuk as a dating service!
 
Taylor Swift on her own is pretty noobish. Gotta add Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Twilight and Kristen Stewart to that list.

I own albums by taylor swift, miley cyrus, britney, avril, i own twilight and kristen stewart shares the same birthday as me! (just 2 years younger)

this definitely puts me in the 5% wicked cool category.

but then again i also own albums by anything ranging from eminem, pink, lamb of god, spinshank, scar symmetry, soilwork, nickelback, michael jackson, cascada, bon jovi, bryan adams, beatles, and anything in between, bar any bands beginning with 'the' formed after the year 2000. so basically i like most things except modern indie crap.
 
el dazza i think match is quite good. easy layout to find things. although it's been playing up a bit lately. emails not sending when it says it has but its only in the last week its happened so they might be having a few problems

Can't hurt to try though I guess :)
 
I think you're missing a bit of a trick here.

This forum is full of dudes, 85% losers\geeks\murders, 10% average, 5% wicked cool. Now, assuming you might well like some of the average ones, there is bound to be a guy on here suitable for you.

Don't tell me you haven't noticed all the interest you've got in here already?

I think its obvious from the rather 'smoooooth' replies some members have given. :eek:


*****

Now paid for a six month sub on Loopylove as Quidco were doing 100% cashback a few days ago.. not expecting much as there are so many inactive members.. or people old enough to be my mother.
 
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