I was sat in the pub early watching all the potential women come through the door, thinking ooh she's nice, ooh she's OK.
Then this "thing" waddles in and I lol'd... cant be her, she didn't look at me, goes up to the bar behinde some other people.
My phone beeps....
"I'm at the bar"
I felt like side stepping out of the pub at double speed.
Then this "thing" waddles in and I lol'd... cant be her, she didn't look at me, goes up to the bar behinde some other people.
My phone beeps....
"I'm at the bar"

I felt like side stepping out of the pub at double speed.