Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Tim said:
A girl that plays PC games, Margaret wins thread. What happened to the skinny girl?
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She started messing me around somewhat so I stopped talking for a few days and never bothered talking back to her. :p She's still on my MSN I think although rarely on these days.

Yeah she's awesome, been playing Left 4 Dead 2 with her a lot haha. :D
 
What a great profile.

"Body Type: Thin" with no photos usually means she is lying or she's hideously ugly... or both.

Also, she says "I earn so much"... yet Profession = Secretary.

Liar.
 
hmm, I think I did a bad thing...

Was just browsing gumtree in the Stuff for Sale where I saw the 'Dating' bit so I thought I would check it out. One section is for desperate ***** who want it every night. The other for dating, saw one girl with a picture and sent her an email and she replied wanting to meet tonight, hmm, Escort? Considering I wrote one sentence and she has never seen my picture. Maybe she posted in the wrong section. I might string it out for a bit longer to have a bit of fun without trying to feel bad.

Plus, from one sentence she wrote: "You sound like a really nice guy."
 
'I live near the city centre and am mobile so any place is alright yeah lol so it's cool :) Just thought we could have something nice to eat or drink, get to know each other a little bit and then go back to my place lol.

Oh my friend just came in by the way and I told her about you lol well excited. She said to me though that I should ask you to do an online background check first to make sure you are not a sex offender or something lol. Would you do that for me quickly, because she won't let me go without pfftt.'

wtf... She has sent me about 5 pictures too... *stops emailing back*.
 
lol, I don't even know how I would go about doing an online background check even if I wanted to.... Ahh, Nottingham's finest.

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She ain't half bad though, makes it worse...
 
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meghatronic said:
Er... you fail!

Read the sentence again. I'll give a hint, the operative word was "only".
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wait, what?

"I enjoy going to the gym for a workout to keep my strength going . I enjoy going out for meals and having a couple of drinks well you now the amount of drinks. I enjoy going to the cinema but because I earn so much I never get the chance to go to the cinema I'm always working."

There is no "only" anywhere to be found.

Here is your "errr...FAIL" back. No refunds.
 
gambitt said:
wait, what?

"I enjoy going to the gym for a workout to keep my strength going . I enjoy going out for meals and having a couple of drinks well you now the amount of drinks. I enjoy going to the cinema but because I earn so much I never get the chance to go to the cinema I'm always working."

There is no "only" anywhere to be found.

Here is your "errr...FAIL" back. No refunds.
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I meant you need to add "only" to what the lass said: "but [as] I [only] earn so much I never get the chance to go to the cinema". Or that's the way I interpreted it.

50% refund?
 
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