Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

paradisiac · 7 Aug 2012 at 22:14

PianoBasher said:
Don't worry about it. Don't commit or build idealistic pictures in your head. Keep your options open!

The worst thing is that when you're with someone you get loads of offers. Being in a relationship must change something fundamentally that's instantly picked up by women. Probably the stupid grin on your face after yet another sleepless night I suppose but who knows?

I think when you aint looking you are more confident, but not like desperate confident, you give off a happiness vibe.

E : she has openly said she talks to other guys and all. which is kool, coz if it don't work out it don't work out. after 2 weeks of relaxing (hopefully in the sun) I will come back ready to line them up

MoNkeE · 7 Aug 2012 at 22:44

Well I've got the 19 year old I'm seeing on Sunday, and I'll be popping to grab a coffee with a 20 year girl on the Saturday before heading up to Newcastle to see my bro. The 20 year old has better banter and a really cute face, but is a bit chubby...... And I am REALLY shallow when it comes to that, nomsayin'?

Janesy B · 7 Aug 2012 at 22:46

Just buy her a bike, she'll get the message.

Skillmister · 8 Aug 2012 at 00:47

MoNkeE said:
Well I've got the 19 year old I'm seeing on Sunday, and I'll be popping to grab a coffee with a 20 year girl on the Saturday before heading up to Newcastle to see my bro. The 20 year old has better banter and a really cute face, but is a bit chubby...... And I am REALLY shallow when it comes to that, nomsayin'?

Gym for first date instead of coffee nomsayin?

MoNkeE · 8 Aug 2012 at 07:00

Chros pls, thought you were dead brah. I think that might be a subtle as a brick to the face. Still, nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Worst I can do is rustle her jimmies.......!

Skillmister · 8 Aug 2012 at 07:53

MoNkeE said:
Chros pls, thought you were dead brah. I think that might be a subtle as a brick to the face. Still, nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Worst I can do is rustle her jimmies.......!

On holiday brah, rustlin French jimmies everywhere I go. You never know she might be hooked instantly

MoNkeE · 8 Aug 2012 at 08:24

Brah, in order to keep the context of our conversation relatively correlated to the context of this thread, did you rustle the jimmies of any French knickers, nomsayin'?

Skillmister · 8 Aug 2012 at 16:50

MoNkeE said:
Brah, in order to keep the context of our conversation relatively correlated to the context of this thread, did you rustle the jimmies of any French knickers, nomsayin'?

Nah brah but I said hi to some girl on the ferry then I got a huge adrenaline rush and had to hurry off to the bathroom where I sat sweating profusely for many minutes then came out and avoided her for the rest of the 2 hour crossing

regulus · 8 Aug 2012 at 16:57

Off to see that Greek totty at 6pm. Already having my doubts. Text me 3 times today to 'confirm' if we're still on. Imagine what a PITA she'll be months down the line

4T5 · 8 Aug 2012 at 16:59

regulus said:
Off to see that Greek totty at 6pm. Already having my doubts. Text me 3 times today to 'confirm' if we're still on. Imagine what a PITA she'll be months down the line

That's what pay as you go phones are for mate. In & out quick & leave no paper trail.

regulus · 8 Aug 2012 at 17:01

4T5 said:
That's what pay as you go phones are for mate. In & out quick & leave no paper trail.

You won't believe how many times I've threatened to get a cheapie phone for the sole purposes of this type of dating. Tomorrow, fo su.

grudas · 8 Aug 2012 at 17:02

damn one girl im chatting with.. she is soooo mm but again shes going through poo with her ex/not ex bf and so on so ill just leave it in the friendly "zone" with her..

regulus · 8 Aug 2012 at 17:06

grudas said:
damn one girl im chatting with.. she is soooo mm but again shes going through poo with her ex/not ex bf and so on so ill just leave it in the friendly "zone" with her..

Or you could nail her and then 'zone' her?

Btw, hope she's under 25 as per our deal brah?

grudas · 8 Aug 2012 at 17:09

regulus said:
Or you could nail her and then 'zone' her?

Btw, hope she's under 25 as per our deal brah?

its a funny situation lol.. shes sort of single but shes not single i dunno she tried to explain it to me and all but im staying away.. ;D im a nice guy

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4T5 · 8 Aug 2012 at 17:10

I think she needs some Comfort sex & you are letting the side down. :mad:

grudas · 8 Aug 2012 at 17:36

4T5 said:
I think she needs some Comfort sex & you are letting the side down.

comfort sex.... wbababhaa.. i think i peed a little..

MoNkeE · 10 Aug 2012 at 11:06

Alright then, so I've clearly upset someone, ammirite?

This dude:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=43044171

Has been messaging girls I've been talking to on POF with what I've said from this thread. Apt user name, I'll give you that. As noble as you think you are, perhaps not. Now obviously I don't expect someone to own up to it as they're obviously a little weasel

But word of warning to the rest of you here!

Edit: What I am baffled by is how can people even know who I've been talking to?

Zefan · 10 Aug 2012 at 11:08

Wow :\

MoNkeE · 10 Aug 2012 at 11:14

Obviously it's not a legit profile, as I think a lot of the fields are set to default.

Skillmister · 10 Aug 2012 at 11:15

MoNkeE said:
Alright then, so I've clearly upset someone, ammirite?

This dude:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=43044171

Has been messaging girls I've been talking to on POF with what I've said from this thread. Apt user name, I'll give you that. As noble as you think you are, perhaps not. Now obviously I don't expect someone to own up to it as they're obviously a little weasel But word of warning to the rest of you here!

Edit: What I am baffled by is how can people even know who I've been talking to?

There has never been a more fitting time to say someones jimmies have been seriously rustled