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I think you're getting confused with womens profile pics
Congratulations on a successful first date.
thanks


I think you're getting confused with womens profile pics
Congratulations on a successful first date.
Didn't even notice you were gone?
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im all tanned and even more stunning![]()
Know that feel. I must have gone up a good couple of points from getting a tan because things are looking up since i got back![]()
I'm dating a great girl called Jill at the moment.
I'm dating a great girl called Jill at the moment. She has a great hold on how I feel and how I like things. I think we have a great relationship and she reciprocates so well, it's as if we were made for each other; I can't believe how close we are.
Thing is, our sex life is so intense and so passionate but after each encounter she seems to let go so quickly and I feel like I'm no longer in the game... I feel so dirty and used. She just lies by my side and refuses to acknowledge my existence.![]()
If I was the girl, my response would be......so back to chat up lines!i just sent a stupid one but hopefully it works.. its only the 2nd girl i've sent a message too..
"hey
imagine that you're a bunny, and I'm a wolf, do you i think i could catch you?
think about it, do you eat well? do you go to gym? do you actually live a healthy enough lifestyle to get away from a big wolf?"
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If I was the girl, my response would be......
"No, you wouldn't be able to catch me. Rabbits (depending on the breed) can run as fast as 45mph. Wolves on the other hand, can run up to 38mph."
That would depend on your response to my response to your questiongrRrr! you!so it works? you can keep the conversation going from there!
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That would depend on your response to my response to your questionHow would you respond if you received a reply like mine?
Cross the line? Is this a race now?!k, lets say you're a domestic rabbit - max running speed of 35mph! you got one month to train for it, remember I'm a big wolf and i can run 40mph! Can you actually get faster than me in one month? i will only chase you for a 1000feet! so if you cross the line you get away...![]()
Cross the line? Is this a race now?!
I would just jump into the nearest rabbit hole or climb a tree. Beat that, Wolfie.
Bunnies are small and agile, so I'd just keep circling you until you get dizzy and then I'll stroll across the finishing line![]()
If I get dizzy then I'll hop onto your back for a rest and you'll be like a dog chasing its own tailwhat if you get dizzy first?didn't think about that did you?
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