Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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I'm dating a great girl called Jill at the moment. She has a great hold on how I feel and how I like things. I think we have a great relationship and she reciprocates so well, it's as if we were made for each other; I can't believe how close we are.

Thing is, our sex life is so intense and so passionate but after each encounter she seems to let go so quickly and I feel like I'm no longer in the game... I feel so dirty and used. She just lies by my side and refuses to acknowledge my existence. :(
 
I'm dating a great girl called Jill at the moment. She has a great hold on how I feel and how I like things. I think we have a great relationship and she reciprocates so well, it's as if we were made for each other; I can't believe how close we are.

Thing is, our sex life is so intense and so passionate but after each encounter she seems to let go so quickly and I feel like I'm no longer in the game... I feel so dirty and used. She just lies by my side and refuses to acknowledge my existence. :(

slap her and see if it works? ;)





































































































































just a warning.. don't.
 
so back to chat up lines! :D i just sent a stupid one but hopefully it works.. its only the 2nd girl i've sent a message too..

"hey

imagine that you're a bunny, and I'm a wolf, do you i think i could catch you?

think about it, do you eat well? do you go to gym? do you actually live a healthy enough lifestyle to get away from a big wolf?"

:D :D :D
 
so back to chat up lines! :D i just sent a stupid one but hopefully it works.. its only the 2nd girl i've sent a message too..

"hey

imagine that you're a bunny, and I'm a wolf, do you i think i could catch you?

think about it, do you eat well? do you go to gym? do you actually live a healthy enough lifestyle to get away from a big wolf?"

:D :D :D
If I was the girl, my response would be......
"No, you wouldn't be able to catch me. Rabbits (depending on the breed) can run as fast as 45mph. Wolves on the other hand, can run up to 38mph."
 
If I was the girl, my response would be......
"No, you wouldn't be able to catch me. Rabbits (depending on the breed) can run as fast as 45mph. Wolves on the other hand, can run up to 38mph."

grRrr! you! :D so it works? you can keep the conversation going from there! :D
 
That would depend on your response to my response to your question :D How would you respond if you received a reply like mine?

k, lets say you're a domestic rabbit - max running speed of 35mph! you got one month to train for it, remember I'm a big wolf and i can run 40mph! Can you actually get faster than me in one month? i will only chase you for a 1000feet! so if you cross the line you get away... ;)
 
k, lets say you're a domestic rabbit - max running speed of 35mph! you got one month to train for it, remember I'm a big wolf and i can run 40mph! Can you actually get faster than me in one month? i will only chase you for a 1000feet! so if you cross the line you get away... ;)
Cross the line? Is this a race now?!
I would just jump into the nearest rabbit hole or climb a tree. Beat that, Wolfie.
 
Cross the line? Is this a race now?!
I would just jump into the nearest rabbit hole or climb a tree. Beat that, Wolfie.

it is now! you're the one that started talking about mph and so on! :D its a race track! we have no rabbit holes, no trees and if i catch you, you're mine! :D
 
what if you get dizzy first? :D didn't think about that did you? :cool: :D
If I get dizzy then I'll hop onto your back for a rest and you'll be like a dog chasing its own tail :D

Look, there's quite clearly a flaw in this chat up line. Think of another one! I'm quite curious to see what the '2nd girl' comes back with though :D
 
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