Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

grudas · 30 Mar 2013 at 16:13

Skillmister said:
Thanks captain obvious!

yeah i know, but a lot people think that profile is all that you need ;D my profile is a turd i think

i don't actually use the sites tho... just update my account/pics and thats it

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Mar 2013 at 16:47

grudas said:
SNIP...

the conclusion here is obvious.. front pic makes all the difference.. not that my other pics are bad(i have access to some good equipment lol)

It can be proven that pictures make people respond. Change your pictures to someone fit but leave the profile and just watch.... I already tried it.

I been single just about my whole life now. Not really sure what will change that any more.

Verbium · 31 Mar 2013 at 00:18

So it seems I've had an influx of crazies have a look at my OKC account tonight.

My reaction was fairly close to this:

regulus · 31 Mar 2013 at 13:51

Boom!, and I'm dumped

Got the Dear John email out of nowhere. Must say, it's interesting being on the recipient end of such things for once. Usually I'm the ******* firing them off. She got one back on behalf of all the others

Anyway. My wallet is safe once more. Well, until tomorrow night's date

regulus · 31 Mar 2013 at 14:02

Mr Sniper said:
So it seems I've had an influx of crazies have a look at my OKC account tonight.

My reaction was fairly close to this:

On OKC lives the type of girls that's mostly looking for a guy to be part of their 3some fantasies (two other guys while she watch) before dragging you to a funky art gallery and kill you after with a heroin overdose. She lives off course. She's been doing it since she was 11.

I'd say you're better off on Plenty of Fatties/Chavs/Uglies

Holliday · 31 Mar 2013 at 14:52

regulus said:
Got the Dear John email out of nowhere. Must say, it's interesting being on the recipient end of such things for once. Usually I'm the ******* firing them off. She got one back on behalf of all the others

You don't sound as cool as this kid is, but damn it you're close:

grudas · 31 Mar 2013 at 15:25

regulus said:
Boom!, and I'm dumped

Got the Dear John email out of nowhere. Must say, it's interesting being on the recipient end of such things for once. Usually I'm the ******* firing them off. She got one back on behalf of all the others

Anyway. My wallet is safe once more. Well, until tomorrow night's date

so its lawyer ? what was the reason?

Holliday said:
You don't sound as cool as this kid is, but damn it you're close:

lol.

Theophany · 31 Mar 2013 at 16:37

regulus said:
On OKC lives the type of girls that's mostly looking for a guy to be part of their 3some fantasies (two other guys while she watch) before dragging you to a funky art gallery and kill you after with a heroin overdose. She lives off course. She's been doing it since she was 11.

I'd say you're better off on Plenty of Fatties/Chavs/Uglies

Just had a quick browse of OKC. Jesus Horatio Christ, who died for our sins, there are so many cliches on here it hurts. Shame really, as there are one or two pretty girls. They just seem to have the character depth of a cardboard cutout.

acharris · 31 Mar 2013 at 19:59

Skillmister said:
So basically you want to find a sloot to have fun with but can't handle tthat the attractive ones on pof have an ego and you don't want to go clubbing.

Logic. Not even once.

Well I dont know about logic M8, but I think that you need to learn not to make assumptions. There are many more types of fun than just getting laid and that is not what I was refering to by that comment but your mind took it that way.

And also another assumption there is the clubbing bit, you are just like everyone else, why is it that people who dont go an club and get total blind drunk always get the assumptions made?? There is more to life than getting drunk and acting like a fool or in a fight, and consider it a great night.

But that is the common mentalily today I suppose, so dont make assumptions without facts.

MisChief · 1 Apr 2013 at 09:52

Message said:
I'm sure you get this all the time but I am the man you've been looking for. Just take a look at the other profiles, now back to me. I am the man that all other men want to be. Sadly, they aren't.

My highly functional mind, body and spirit will help you achieve your goals in life, fulfil your every need and make you the happiest person alive. That place you said you want to buy, well I have a crew on standby ready to build it - all that's needed is for you to draw a picture of what it looks like and I will build it.

As the man that all men want to be, I am here to make your dreams come true. So unless you don't want your dreams to come true, then you need not reply.

Copy and paste, but it did still raise a smile - especially the part on building me a place (in my profile I said I'm saving money to buy my own place)

Gzero · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:17

The grammar in the last sentence is rubbish though.

Schizo · 1 Apr 2013 at 10:26

well,my date went very well,stayed in this hotel...

Hotel was lovely,would use it again as it was very plush

The1nonly1 · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:01

Need some advice here. Meet a girl Friday, we've been chatting and are going out this week but I'm stuck for ideas. I don't really want to do the meal yet as I'd rather go somewhere that is fun and we can have a laugh and get to know each other that way.

Flipt · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:13

The1nonly1 said:
Need some advice here. Meet a girl Friday, we've been chatting and are going out this week but I'm stuck for ideas. I don't really want to do the meal yet as I'd rather go somewhere that is fun and we can have a laugh and get to know each other that way.

Loads you can do!

Ice skating
Cinema
Bowling
Laser tag
Lunch or coffee
Shopping trip - trying on loads of stupid accessories like hats and sunglasses

Let us know what you choose and how it goes

Flipt · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:16

MisChief said:
Copy and paste, but it did still raise a smile - especially the part on building me a place (in my profile I said I'm saving money to buy my own place)

Please don't tell me you women fall for those egotistical copy and paste messages? I knew that then I would have changed tactics long ago

MisChief · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:24

Flipt said:
Please don't tell me you women fall for those egotistical copy and paste messages? I knew that then I would have changed tactics long ago

Nah doesn't work with me, he still got ignored

It's what makes online dating so amusing though, seeing all these desperate (or even bored) men sending out these kind of messages

The1nonly1 · 1 Apr 2013 at 11:31

Flipt said:
Loads you can do!
ce skating
Cinema
Bowling
Laser tag
Lunch or coffee
Shopping trip - trying on loads of stupid accessories like hats and sunglasses

Let us know what you choose and how it goes

Thanks some good ideas there. hopefully all will go well and I'll let you know

l33th3tr33 · 1 Apr 2013 at 13:45

So I went on a date Saturday night, went quite well! She was telling me about some people that had been messaging her on POF, and showed me one of the messages. Basically a girl contacted her asking if she would sleep with her boyfriend while she sat in the corner filming it and friggin' off. (minus the actual full detail this girl went into) There's some right odd ones out there!

Skillmister · 1 Apr 2013 at 13:48

l33th3tr33 said:
So I went on a date Saturday night, went quite well! She was telling me about some people that had been messaging her on POF, and showed me one of the messages. Basically a girl contacted her asking if she would sleep with her boyfriend while she sat in the corner filming it and friggin' off. (minus the actual full detail this girl went into) There's some right odd ones out there!

I guess its just as good if not better a place to find people for that than craigslist

aln · 1 Apr 2013 at 15:12

MisChief said:
Nah doesn't work with me, he still got ignored
It's what makes online dating so amusing though, seeing all these desperate (or even bored) men sending out these kind of messages

Places on the Internet suggests the copy and paste message will get you a 10% return rate as long as theres at least one part that you pull in specific from the profile. This is about as good as it gets.

Lets be honest most of these girls are thick and/or using the Internet on their phones. They won't know if you're using a trick unless it's been used before on them in a message they bothered to read.

Course if you start off being like that the lady will expect it to continue and will be dissapointed when you show any insecurities. The lady who wants a "real man" wants a man that doesn't exist, but many men live their lifes like that.