Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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I should write a book about this!!!!

Just got this email.. Remember she's left the site!

Crazy Lady said:
You know for someone who only talks doesn't use PoF much, you spend pretty much your life online. Ever wondered why I questioned your intentions?


To which I've just replied.
Orange Peel said:
For someone who has called time on this site it's quite worrying that you have a) been keeping tabs on me and b) need to tell me about it.

I received two emails today, which I checked. The other two connections were at the beginning and end of my lunch hour.

I have done nothing wrong so please step down from your high horse and move on.You wonder why I had reservations about giving you my number?

Congratulations, out of all the strange and unusual emails I've received you're the only person I've actually blocked!
 
From what I've been told it's because my profile is 'different' to most others.

I've got three pictures. One head shot, one waist up and one full body, all clothed. This is very important!

My 'about me' is what I've been upto recently, rather than the usual "I'm kind, caring, loyal blah blah".

I personally think it's because I don't try too hard to win someone over with my profile.

Hmmm ok thanks. Have you already linked to your profile in this thread?
 
Solari, I need to know if it's her!

Hrm I'm pretty sure she would have been around the London area as my cousin has been banging various MILFs and random birds from POF recently and there's no way he'd travel that far.

If your one was around Notts then it seems that she's not the only nutter of that description on there. Basically, I'd beware anyone with "secretary" looks if I were on there, as that's the first thing that came to mind when I saw her profile :D

I'd drive that sort of girl insane seeing as I'm extremely non-committal; she'd do a Kathy Bates on me :p
 
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Hrm I'm pretty sure she would have been around the London area as my cousin has been banging various MILFs and random birds from POF recently and there's no way he'd travel that far.

If your one was around Notts then it seems that she's not the only nutter of that description on there. Basically, I'd beware anyone with "secretary" looks if I were on there, as that's the first thing that came to mind when I saw her profile :D

I'd drive that sort of girl insane seeing as I'm extremely non-committal; she'd do a Kathy Bates on me :p

See lives in Birmingham.

Get confirmation one way or another ;)


ou need to give her one asap, you just know it#ll be freaky lovin.

Sure, before she kills me!
 
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Sure, before she kills me!

You'd end up looking like the dude from Hellraiser what with her clawing at your face halfway through - her suddenly deciding that you're just like the rest of them and not trying hard enough to please her ;)

That picture with the two machines "Man" and "Woman" rings so true :p
 
You'd end up looking like the dude from Hellraiser what with her clawing at your face halfway through - her suddenly deciding that you're just like the rest of them and not trying hard enough to please her ;)

That picture with the two machines "Man" and "Woman" rings so true :p

I'm just relieved I've blocked her.

Anyone want to bet she can't let it lie and signs up a new profile to message me!
 
I'm just relieved I've blocked her.

Anyone want to bet she can't let it lie and signs up a new profile to message me!

Oh I'd say it's probably a safe bet :) Hope you didn't tell her your real name or whereabouts you live :D Ever had a stalker before?

Of course, she will be delusional and mention you to the next poor bloke as "the one who messed me around and tore my heart out" ;)

I seriously think people should have psychological evaluations before being allowed to go on dating sites. That POF place was quite scary in the short time I tried it out way back in December, although I met a couple of really nice girls, one of whom I went out with on Sunday actually - good mates now :)
 
Oh I'd say it's probably a safe bet :) Hope you didn't tell her your real name or whereabouts you live :D Ever had a stalker before?

Of course, she will be delusional and mention you to the next poor bloke as "the one who messed me around and tore my heart out" ;)

I seriously think people should have psychological evaluations before being allowed to go on dating sites. That POF place was quite scary in the short time I tried it out way back in December, although I met a couple of really nice girls, one of whom I went out with on Sunday actually - good mates now :)

Yeah, I made a good friend for POF, who I now house-share with, and then also my current lady :)
 
Oh I'd say it's probably a safe bet :) Hope you didn't tell her your real name or whereabouts you live :D Ever had a stalker before?

Of course, she will be delusional and mention you to the next poor bloke as "the one who messed me around and tore my heart out" ;)

I seriously think people should have psychological evaluations before being allowed to go on dating sites. That POF place was quite scary in the short time I tried it out way back in December, although I met a couple of really nice girls, one of whom I went out with on Sunday actually - good mates now :)

I really hope not. Just had two more emails from other randoms and each time I actually thought OMG I hope it's not her!

She was too caught up in her own world and believed she was to clever to be taken for a ride. It's actually a real shame as she is intelligent, fairly attractive and musically talanted to a very high level, just compeltely bonkers.

She contacted me after I'd browsed her profile and not emailed. Her opening line was "I'm I not good enough, you're pickier than me" So I replied out of courtesy, then the ball was well and truly rolling!

She only has my PoF user name, thankfully!
 
Cue "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" posters popping up all around the North of England :p

Yeah, I made a good friend for POF, who I now house-share with, and then also my current lady :)

Yeah there are some genuine people on there, just have to try and pick them out from amongst all the trash, the chav single mums and what I'd describe as RTA's :p
 
I'd laugh if there wasn't a good chance of that happening!

Funny thing as well with you saying she's musically talented. I think a lot of musos are slightly unhinged... I think it's pretty much a requirement to be quite abstract and irrational if you do any sort of composing :p
 
Just joined up to that POF site and i have to admit there are some right mingers and nutters on there. I seem to attract the fat minging ones:(:p which sucks but oh well maybe one day ill get lucky.

Anyways not really that impressed with POF tho...it seems to be ok but too many idiots on there just having a laugh and not being serious :/
 
Just joined up to that POF site and i have to admit there are some right mingers and nutters on there. I seem to attract the fat minging ones:(:p which sucks but oh well maybe one day ill get lucky.

"I av a 1 yr old baybee nd am 8 munfs preggers but dont let dat put u off me, i iz a ryt larf and luv goin out clubbin wid me girlz innit!"

Ones like that? :D
 
"I av a 1 yr old baybee nd am 8 munfs preggers but dont let dat put u off me, i iz a ryt larf and luv goin out clubbin wid me girlz innit!"

Ones like that? :D

lol I've had a few of those.

I've even put the following at the bottom of my profile but still get "Hi hws u?" emails or women with kids!


orange peel said:
If you feel like emailing me please write a little more than 'Hey x' Us boys like to get decent emails too :)

Although I love children I'm not looking to start a relationship with someone who already has a child.
 
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