Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

fozzybear · 25 Oct 2011 at 21:57

Efour2 said:
im 6'5" and for the crack ive joined one stating im only after women 6' +

It amazing how many matches there are.... Why don't i See these women out and about

That's what is great about these sites. You find what you want where you want!

I'm definitely going to give this another try once my personal circumstances improve. There's a few 'life issues' at the moment and a relationship is the last thing I need at the moment!

An old work mate found a bloke on Match a few years ago. She's now married to him with one child. It can work.

TommyV · 25 Oct 2011 at 22:36

Those pictures are from 'the misc' on the bodybuilding.com forum, the thread was hilarious.

Skunkworks · 26 Oct 2011 at 01:06

fozzybear said:
It's probably been posted before but this 1st post cracks me up. I haven't read the rest of the thread (yet).

How to troll a dating website.

The black woman whose pic was just teeth in the dark made me burst out laughing.

AJRimmer · 26 Oct 2011 at 08:24

I've seen that dozens of times, and I still laugh now.

Karl · 26 Oct 2011 at 09:29

Orange Peel said:
At that point I'll rent my house out and join her for between 6-10 months depending on the visa I get.

If you get a chance, keep us updated on how you get on with this and what you do!

Ahleckz · 26 Oct 2011 at 09:33

Gzero · 26 Oct 2011 at 20:20

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Bondage_lover

Fascinating...

I have no experience with rope or suspension but I has got skillz, should I apply?

opethdisciple · 26 Oct 2011 at 20:22

Gzero said:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Bondage_lover

Fascinating... I have no experience with rope or suspension but I has got skillz, should I apply?

LMFAO!

Go for it, maybe she will teach you as you go along!

But as we are on this subject, Im kind of getting the feeling I should try this online dating thing as well.

Wouldnt say im getting desperate, but I go out every weekend and try to chat up some ladies, so Im obviously game.

Just a bit shy, and not very good at it, also im a ****!

Meet some lovely young woman, who was actually talking to me on the bus 2 weeks ago, we was getting on like a house on fire, my stop came up, I didnt have the balls to give her or ask for a number or contact, and just said bye and got off!

Regret my stupidity!

bainbridge · 26 Oct 2011 at 20:35

Gzero said:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Bondage_lover

Fascinating... I have no experience with rope or suspension but I has got skillz, should I apply?

I was in the Cubs & remember a few knots, apart from that I don't what she's on about.

Fossil · 27 Oct 2011 at 04:33

MisChief said:
I've given up trying

/Independent woman.

Virtual *Hi 5*!

Come back to internet dating when you're ready.

.Lethal said:
From what I'm reading from you, you're coming across as a bit of a crazy person. Generally speaking you don't seem like that on these forums, so I would suggest you chill out

Like I said before, Secretspy doesn't know what she wants. She should follow the example set by MisChief.

Scubascorpion said:
Bailed on mine last night but ended up making excuses rather than telling her straight. FML

Dude! You should write a book on this as so many of your dates have gone wrong.. somehow

Mammalian said:
maybe i'm too picky with the girls, maybe my profile was rubbish but the messages i got sent were from people i didn't like and the people i did like i didn't get a reply or if i did they were unable to have a convo. guess i got to go outside now and find my princess.

At least you've done better than me! When I used plentyoffail/okstupid I don't remember getting any messages from girls and I had many views on my profile.

Go outside and you should be able to do better and this is coming from somebody who is somewhat socially retarded

Orange Peel said:
Bit of an update on my situation..

Good luck dude!

opethdisciple said:
Meet some lovely young woman, who was actually talking to me on the bus 2 weeks ago, we was getting on like a house on fire, my stop came up, I didnt have the balls to give her or ask for a number or contact, and just said bye and got off!

Regret my stupidity!

Don't make the same mistake again!

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=18387110&postcount=160

Stinky · 2 Nov 2011 at 16:52

i signed up the other day while working away, see if i could find someone bit more local to my work place, as im always in london, not at home. no such luck so far, all thats happened is i have got talking to girls up north lol. so still 200mile away haha. not very good at this one ha

MisChief · 6 Nov 2011 at 23:14

Fossil said:
Virtual *Hi 5*!

Come back to internet dating when you're ready.

Jeez, I decided to unhide and re-do my profile the other day... I now have 8 pages of messages :eek:

I've already lost interest and stopped replying to a few guys... Nothing wrong with them, but it's just so much effort thinking of things to say

Perhaps I'm better off being forever alone.

Princey · 6 Nov 2011 at 23:18

MisChief said:
Jeez, I decided to unhide and re-do my profile the other day... I now have 8 pages of messages
I've already lost interest and stopped replying to a few guys... Nothing wrong with them, but it's just so much effort thinking of things to say

Perhaps I'm better off being forever alone.

Keep trying with JanseyB.

Brumboy · 6 Nov 2011 at 23:18

MisChief said:
Jeez, I decided to unhide and re-do my profile the other day... I now have 8 pages of messages
I've already lost interest and stopped replying to a few guys... Nothing wrong with them, but it's just so much effort thinking of things to say

Perhaps I'm better off being forever alone.

Or you could just let it happen naturally! The right guy will most likely come into your life unexpectedly and it will be a nice surprise

MisChief · 6 Nov 2011 at 23:19

Princey said:
Keep trying with JanseyB.

He wishes.

Fossil · 7 Nov 2011 at 04:08

MisChief said:
I've already lost interest and stopped replying to a few guys... Nothing wrong with them, but it's just so much effort thinking of things to say

Perhaps I'm better off being forever alone.

Hibernate for the Winter and 'wake up' in the Spring. Thank me later with some Krispy Kremes

ScarySquirrel · 7 Nov 2011 at 09:49

My weekend was interesting. Had a 3rd date with a girl who I've seen quite a lot over the last 5 weeks or so. It went well as usual, we got drunk and danced lots, ended up back at hers again, then she started crying because I didn't want to 'sleep' with her as I was knackered. Felt forced into it. Left the next morning and she was seriously hungover.

Then on Saturday had a second date with a girl I met on POF, and oh my, I love her. She is perfect in almost every way and I really really feel like we could work together. Whilst on this date I had a text from my housemate saying "Sorry, I think I've dropped you in it with *date #1*". So yeah, had a nasty text from her. I feel bad, but we weren't an exclusive thing as far as I was concerned, and after seeing date #2 I was going to call it off with #1 anyway.

So yeah, the girl I met on POF is awesome, and I'm very very happy and can't wait to see her again

pingwing · 7 Nov 2011 at 10:15

ScarySquirrel said:
Then on Saturday had a second date with a girl I met on POF, and oh my, I love her.

isn't that a peep show quote to tell her you lover her on the first date to get it out the way

ScarySquirrel · 7 Nov 2011 at 10:22

pingwing said:
isn't that a peep show quote to tell her you lover her on the first date to get it out the way

Haha, yeah it probably is. Fortunately I didn't tell her that, I just thought it!

I can't stop thinking about her

Fuzz · 7 Nov 2011 at 10:35

Crying because you wouldn't have sex with her!!

Omg that's a first!

What I actually mean is she sounds like another fuitcake!