It's official, girls leave toilets in a worst state

I used to work in a nightclub, and at the end of the night the guys toilet could be cleaned with a mop and wipe, but girls toilets were like a pure horror scene, like some sort of lipstick monster had emerged from one of the cubicles, and the ladies had tried to kill it by repeatedly bashing it off the walls whilst trying to kill it by stuffing gratuitous amounts of toilet rolls down its throat, whilst it coughed it all back up in a smeared gooey mess. The toilets themselves would have all manner of bottles and other "items" stuffed down them, some of the rubbery and used persuasion :( Gloves, possibly a blindfold and a massive quadruple stiff drink were always needed if you drew the short straw and got assigned to clean them at the end of the night.
 
Quickly look around your office and spot the women with the biggest bum. I used to work with a woman that fitted this description and the other women blamed her for the messes left behind. To be fair she had a massive **** so we did wonder how she used to fit on the toilet. But then again it could just be an easy escape goat for the other women. :D
 
During my Uni days whilst working in a local pub I had the unenviable job of cleaning the toilets in the morning.

I can confirm that women are more filthy in this area than men.
 
Perhaps woman have no nerve endings in there bum therefore cannot feel whether they are hitting the "drop zone" or squelching it on the seat.
 
one of the corridors in my halls at uni had a similar situation, apart from it was shared toilets. they had dump on the seats on numerous occasions, it was hideous...
 
It was exactly the same in my old work-place. On two floors we had around 20 staff and my female colleague gave me daily updates on the state of the girls toilets - unflushed feaces and tampons were the usual thing (often there wasn't even any loo paper used for 'number twos' !)
Utterly disgusting.
It continued even after an email went to the female staff in the building which was even worse quite frankly. It's hard to understand what goes through these girls heads (and they were all white 20-something), but even after reading a polite email to do the (not difficult) task of flushing, they still didn't.
 
Seriously, I have never seen this, and would have no idea how the mechanics of it would work.

Maybe there are women who perch over the seat rather than on it? How stupid!

PS: A large arse does not make it harder to centre on the loo, poor woman was probably an easy target/scapegoat
 
Hmm personally I think it's the opposite (as you would expect really).

When I was in Uni, the men's toilets in the Student Union would routinely get trashed every Friday and Saturday night. I think the Uni released the figure of something like £13,000 a year for the upkeep and repairs annually for it, and they then asked people to be a bit less aggressive.

Same goes for when I worked in a bar/club, I would have to check the women's toilets at the end of the night to make sure nobody was there, and they were never in as bad a state as the men's were.
 
Sara it's muslim/arabic people that use their hand instead of toilet roll (although there may be others).

When I was at school the girls toilets used to always be out of action due to them being disgusting, sanitary towels thrown around and that sort of thing. Men do wee on the floor occasionally, and may bash things around a little, but other than that i've never really seen any other problems in all the times I've visited public toilets.
 
In my old workplace the ladies toilets always smelt of lavendar! the mens smelt of dried up urine from one too many urinal misses.

Feh.

Sara it's muslim/arabic people that use their hand instead of toilet roll (although there may be others).
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Don't be ridiculous that's the most absurd thing I've read this week and I don't normally twig with what I read.
 
Amp34 said:
Sara it's muslim/arabic people that use their hand instead of toilet roll (although there may be others).
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if this were the case, I'd like to think they'd be a bit more meticulous about hygene. and as a personal experience, the majority of arabs/musilms i've know, *have* been the most neat, tidy and clean people i've known

that's not to say there aren't dirty ******** too but from my experience they're not the poop flinging sand monkeys people portray them as :/
 
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