Jehovahs Witnesses

Zip · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:24

Seb said:
are you a bit hunky then? or do you have repulsive folds of fat?

Nope im only 65 kgs

I dont think they like half naked people

Seb · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:25

Zip said:
Nope im only 65 kgs
I dont think they like half naked people

next time answer the door in only a towel wrapped around yoru head

Nix · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:27

Zip said:
Nope im only 65 kgs
I dont think they like half naked people

65? So that's about 10.4 stone... Doesn't that make you underweight? How tall are you?

I'm 6.1" and about 83kg.

Seb · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:29

im 6'3 and 12st

Zip · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:30

Nix said:
65? So that's about 10.4 stone... Doesn't that make you underweight? How tall are you?

I'm 6.1" and about 83kg.

Im 5.6"-5.7"

Small i am

But big in all the right places

Nix · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:30

Seb said:
im 6'3 and 12st

Skinny for your height then?

You should be about 13 stone at least.

Nix · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:30

Zip said:
Im 5.6"-5.7"

Small i am
But big in all the right places

Ego?

Raikiri · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:31

Squark said:
Can I ask,
What did they say about evolution/creation? Did they say what they believe?

Im a Christian and I believe in the 6 literal days of creation, but I dont know what the JW's believe

It says under your avatar you are "In Christ"... I thought sodomy was a sin in the bible?

Never had a Jehova's Witness come to my house... although I sometimes with I did just so I could do some of the suggestions in this thread

I would probably hear "Hi, we're Jehov" before I shut the door in their face :/

Seb · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:31

Nix said:
Skinny for your height then?

You should be about 13 stone at least.

bugger off, im lean and muscular!

Zip · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:34

Nix said:
Ego?

So am i underweight?
or am i good how i am

Nix · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:39

Zip said:
So am i underweight?
or am i good how i am

I think you're about average for your height.

You're supposed to be about 12-12.5 stone at around 6ft tall.

Eliot · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:43

Nix said:
I think you're about average for your height.

You're supposed to be about 12-12.5 stone at around 6ft tall.

is that still count if your 16?

basmic · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:44

Goldy said:
They're a dam nuisance. Letting them into your home and giving out tea will just encourage them to go to more houses expecting to get more free tea and biscuits. Its your choice to let them into your home, but please have consideration for everyone else.

*

I hope that post wasn't in any way serious.

I can't believe anybody could think in such a naive way.

OMGosh, allow them in and they'll expect to be in everybodies house and get watered and fed. :rolleyes:

Mic · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:45

basmic said:
I hope that post wasn't in any way serious.

I can't believe anybody could think in such a naive way.

OMGosh, allow them in and they'll expect to be in everybodies house and get watered and fed.

Of course its true!
Everyone knows Jehova Witnesssssss are just like stray cats and dogs!

Nix · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:46

Eliot said:
is that still count if your 16?

Probably not. I think it's more aimed at 18+

Look up the BMI, they'll be a guide there.

Jumpingmedic · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:49

basmic said:
I hope that post wasn't in any way serious.

I can't believe anybody could think in such a naive way.

OMGosh, allow them in and they'll expect to be in everybodies house and get watered and fed.

hang on... I think you have something there... sod working for a living, i'll just go door to door for tea and biscuits!!!

basmic · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:52

Mic said:
Of course its true!
Everyone knows Jehova Witnesssssss are just like stray cats and dogs!

Jumpingmedic said:
hang on... I think you have something there... sod working for a living, i'll just go door to door for tea and biscuits!!!

Actually you have a point there. Might even get a free sh...oh never mind.

Jonny ///M · 29 Apr 2006 at 23:56

I just got it battered in to me to not let them in.....i always get told how i hid behind the sofa becuase the "morons where at the door" that was the mormons or whatever the **** they call themselves.

Fair enough to them but afaik they take money off you? My mates gran always gives loads of money to them......wtf.....its ok to give money at church n stuff that way well.....im not a very religous person.

Mr Gimp · 30 Apr 2006 at 00:06

*Knock knock*

Me through letterbox: "Who is it?"

JW:"We're Jehova's Witnesses, have you got a moment?"

Me: "Yeah sure, but there's something I should tell you."

JW: "?......"

Me: I'm completely naked behind this door, and I have a massive erection. I'm gonna count to three and then open the door. One...two....

*running*

SiriusB · 30 Apr 2006 at 00:08

Is it just where I live or do all jehovas witnesses arrive in big black cars?

First time it happened a big black merc pulled up.

me: :/

5 guys in black suits and shades get out

me: :eek:

Some come to my door... i open it...

"hi we're jehova's witnesses!"

I asked him since when do JWs hire contract killers lol.

Guy took it pretty well

I dont mind the younger JW cos they can tell if you aint interested, or at least talk about something interesting.. whenever the old bats come flapping at the door, you have to chuck a packet of custard creames into next door to get rid lol.

SiriusB