Jeremy Clarkson suspended from BBC

Sliver · 13 Mar 2015 at 10:20

All this talk about JC being possibly sacked is nonsense. How could anyone sack a man with a face like this ?

The man is too adorable to sack. I'm sure a cup of tea and a quick chat will resolve this.

John40 · 13 Mar 2015 at 10:40

ElliorR said:
No matter what happens I can't imagine JC staying at the BBC once his contract is up.

That's a fact because if he ain't sacked this time the knives are well and truly out.

anything I don't mind · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:04

I was saying at work that he (clarkson) is the last real man on the BBC and the guys were trying to think of others. After a lot of suggestions that were shown to be incorrect one way or another, there was only one other real man on the bbc and that is George Alagiah.

I am not explaining what a real man is and if you don't know then too bad.

Can you think of any other real men left on the BBC?

Jono8 · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:07

TheLegendOfMart said:
If it was a punch it would be gross misconduct. If it was just a hissy fit of course they are going to investigate it before doing anything about it hence why people are more likely to believe the eyewitnesses saying there was no punch.

Hahahaha.

That is awesome.

Sliver · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:07

anything I don't mind said:
Can you think of any other real men left on the BBC?

Claudia Winkleman ?

escape sanity · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:11

Dale Winton?

anything I don't mind · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:16

Dale Winton doesn't count, bbc radio only and chan4 and i think he likes men.

mattscold · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:19

anything I don't mind said:
I was saying at work that he (clarkson) is the last real man on the BBC and the guys were trying to think of others. After a lot of suggestions that were shown to be incorrect one way or another, there was only one other real man on the bbc and that is George Alagiah.

I am not explaining what a real man is and if you don't know then too bad.

Can you think of any other real men left on the BBC?

Pretty hard to do without knowing your yard stick for a "real" man, i would have assumed said yardstick would be, do they have a penis? if thats the case, then all of them.

Mr Jack · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:21

Mr Jones said:
Thus far, "eye witness" reported by media to the event says nothing about a punch.

I was replying to the question asked. If he punched, pushed or otherwise physically attacked a producer then he is guilty of gross misconduct and that forms grounds for breach of contract on his part. They would thus be able to sue him.

Yaayuh! · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:21

anything I don't mind said:
Can you think of any other real men left on the BBC?

"Real men"? :confused:

anything I don't mind · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:21

A real man as in a heterosexual family man for this context. A man that doesn't act like a women or wear a dress and so on.

The point is that clarkson is the last real man on the bbc. Not that i want to have a discussion about what constitutes a real man.

Sliver · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:23

anything I don't mind said:
A real man as in a heterosexual family man. A man that doesn't act like a women or wear a dress and so on.

Stephen Fry is a real man. He's gay. You have a problem with that ? :confused:

Crpwned · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:23

anything I don't mind said:
Dale Winton doesn't count, bbc radio only and chan4 and i think he likes men.

So BBC radio doesn't count, besides you saying 'on the BBC'...
Let us know what other obscure criteria they have to meet before we come up with names to suit your definition of a 'man'.

edit:

anything I don't mind said:
A real man as in a heterosexual family man for this context. A man that doesn't act like a women or wear a dress and so on.

Woah.

Yaayuh! · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:24

Oh deary me.

anything I don't mind · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:26

Ok then darlings, lets change the wording, before you get your panties in a twist.

Clarkson is the last heterosexual man on the BBC that doesn't act like a ponce. I can say ponce right?

The only other one is alan titchmarsh and they have him gardening... says it all realy.

BBC goal of feminising men is almost complete.

Mynight · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:28

anything I don't mind said:
Clarkson is the last heterosexual man on the BBC that doesn't act like a pounce. I can say pounce right?

How do you act like a pounce?

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Sliver · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:28

Just when I think that the moral zeitgeist has moved forward, some one plunges us back into the dark ages.

Crpwned · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:29

Mynight said:
How do you act like a pounce? .

You gotta be toight like a toiger! Or a bear. Rawr.
And then just jump on stuff.

anything I don't mind · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:30

Every time i see a man on the BBC they are either homosexual or wearing a dress. Fact. Except clarkson, the last hope for non feminine men and his days are numbered.

Mynight · 13 Mar 2015 at 11:31

Doesn't make them any less of a man. The lack of a penis would though and there's a word for that kind of man.