Soldato
a) Make studynet better
b) Hatfield sucks (I lived there 4 years)
Agreed, just finished my 4 years there too !
The new UH website is pretty sweet though I thought
a) Make studynet better
b) Hatfield sucks (I lived there 4 years)
Your job sounds good! I see you are a 'proper' engineer from a 'proper' university
I am debating weather to change from manufacturing engineering to innovative manufacturing engineering (basically the masters). You find the extra year helped much more?
Bet you get paid a pretty penny for your age as well
Man that sounds like an awesome job ...
How long you been doing that? and what happened to all you hilarious car related threads.
I dont get what the faces are for, if the engineering course isnt acheived at a respectable institute with IMechE, IET accreditation etc etc its pretty useless.
I dont get what the faces are for, if the engineering course isnt acheived at a respectable institute with IMechE, IET accreditation etc etc its pretty useless.
Right every few weeks I see a lot of people on here saying they don't know what to do with their lives or what direction to take so I am starting this thread for members to write down what they do, the company they work for and a little bit of information about their job, most of the threads in the past have included money which you get people BS'in about and trying to willy wave with no information about what they actually do.
Ok Ill start:
Job
I am a Structural Design Engineer
Company
I work for a company called Saipem (www.saipem.eni.it) which is the construction contractor of Eni (www.Eni.it), it is an Italian based construction company who mainly deals with the oil and gas trade but does work outside of this when they see fit.
Day to day
At the moment I am assigned to a project which is laying a pipeline from Spain to Algeria for a 3rd party company called MedGaz, the team I am working with is responsible for all of the prelay survey, installation of cable crossings at a depth of 2000m and also the post lay trenching using a system called Beluga (24" Pipe).
This means I have to produce ancillary structures for winches, contingency structures incase anything goes wrong, access platforms for Beluga (60Te piece of kit) also over see other engineers who we have doing other pieces of kit, I am one of two permanent structural engineers on this project so my responsibility is quite high on it.
KaHn
Very small world, we currently have several contracts with Saipem!
Job
Sprinkle Balance Consultant.
Company
All things Sprinkly And Nice Ltd.
Day to day
I'm the guy responsible for putting the "thousands" into "hundreds and thousands". It's tough going but the rewards are never ending.
Overall Job
I travel the world all expenses paid to examine sprinkle factories. I go into a small dark room in the factory for 3 days at a time and hide there until I get the hundreds to thousands ratio just right. I am one of only two people in the entire world that knows the secret ratio.
Perks
Free first class travel anywhere in the world, unlimited sprinkles, fancy watches, high class women and vodka martini. A salary of $2 million USD also helps as well as a 10% share of profits.
Downsides
I have the fear that I might one day become sick of sprinkles. God forgive me for even thinking about such horror.
Education?
Eleven Plus and a failed Diploma in Sprinkle Management.
Do you like your job?
I cannot imagine doing anything else.
I think we have spoke about this before, I think most of your projects are based in the London Office?
KaHn
DID NOBODY ELSE NOTICE THIS??
I know it was someone on OCUK, odds are it was you!
http://www.risktec.co.uk/
I'm Warrington based but we have offices all over the world, personally i'm working on a QRA for an onshore gas condensate field in Kazakhstan through KPO, Fire fighting guides for two platforms (Lun-A & Molikpaq) and an HSEMS case for OMV down in london for the whole OMV worldwide group.
Fantastic Job, great future prospects love every minute of it.
Job: One of the many that will be made redundant next month
Company: Pivotal Games
Perks: Erm
Downsides: It's closing & I have 5 weeks to find a job.
Ol Krusty got killed, there is a thread about it, i think you might have even posted in it
DID NOBODY ELSE NOTICE THIS??