Jokes you've made up

Grrrrr · 20 Jun 2006 at 01:39

OK we're all good at copy and pasting other peoples jokes or reciting jokes we've heard people tell us but have any of you lot thought up your own?

I'm expecting some shockers...

BrenOS · 20 Jun 2006 at 01:58

Horse walks into a bar.

Barman says

We don't serve horses.

BillytheImpaler · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:05

No one makes up jokes. In fact, only five jokes have ever been written. They always seem fresh becasue the people and places involved are highly interchangable.

SiriusB · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:09

Problem is you might not be the only person in your school/town/country/planet that has thought of a particular joke. As already said most jokes boil down to the same thing lol.

I think the only thing people make up for certain are in-jokes. Like some of the crazy stuff you see on here but would get a :confused:

or even

from anyone outside the forums

SiriusB

Von Smallhausen · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:18

A white horse walks on to a bar and asks for a whisky.

What kind do you want asks the barman ?

What have you got asks the white horse ?

Well we have Bells, Teachers and we even have a one named after you.

oooo, I' ll have a dobbin with ice then.

holly35 · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:19

my friend made up

what is a drawing pin in disguise?

A smartie with an erection

BrenOS · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:20

Von Smallhausen said:
A white horse walks on to a bar and asks for a whisky.

What kind do you want asks the barman ?

What have you got asks the white horse ?

Well we have Bells, Teachers and we even have a one named after you.

oooo, I' ll have a dobbin with ice then.

Stop foleing around.

Oliver · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:21

Have do you have a game of tennis with a baby?

Pick it up and hit it!

BrenOS · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:22

Oliver said:
Have do you have a game of tennis with a baby?

Pick it up and hit it!

That's just not cricket.

Shotgun_ned · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:23

holly35 said:
my friend made up

what is a drawing pin in disguise?

A smartie with an erection

Thats old

.

pinkacidbootson · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:24

A young goat walks into a bar. Barman says "sorry we don't serve kids".

holly35 · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:28

Shotgun_ned said:
Thats old .

she said she made it up

ah well still makes me giggle anyways!

holly35 · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:29

Johanson said:
A young goat walks into a bar. Barman says "sorry we don't serve kids".

Thats older than the "punch her in the ovaries"

pinkacidbootson · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:30

holly35 said:
Thats older than the "punch her in the ovaries"

I just made it up honest

now i sound like your friend...

Six6siX · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:30

Johanson said:
A young goat walks into a bar. Barman says "sorry we don't serve kids".

Haha, had to read that twice before I realised. I need to go to sleep!

Bes · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:41

What's the most commonly commited crime in Wales?

Having sex with a miner

PardonTheWait · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:48

Bes said:
Having sex with a miner

You didn't make that up :/

Bes · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:50

Mohinder said:
You didn't make that up :/

I did, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar!!1

Zip · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:51

The jokes in this thread are hilarious

What a joke that is

PardonTheWait · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:52

Bes said:
I did, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar!!1

yuh huh

Jokes you've made up

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