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Jokes you've made up

Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Suzzie fall off her bike............?





































She got hit by a fridge!
 
Oracle said:
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Suzzie fall off her bike............?

She got hit by a fridge!
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Taxi for oracle.

Infact..

*Hires a fleet of Taxi's for people in this thread*

Dont forget your coats on the way out!
 
When I was about 7 I remember making up a joke which went something like,

Man walks into a bakers and asks for a doughnut
The woman says what type would you like
At this point he accidently touches the hot glass on the counter and shouts "Agghhh Suger!"
The woman says "Ok ok no need to shout thats 25p please"

I was about 7 remember so don't hurt me....
 
Spacky - that the point it's not funny! ;) but the look on the recipient is As they try to work out the 'joke' and not look stupid as they don't understand it.

there was another one (remenbering back 15 years) but it's as bad so unless You really want to confuse your kid sister or something don't ask.

edit: some say volkswagen golf is a subsitute for awful, but that's just trying to make sence of a joke that isn't a joke.
 
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Not really a joke but...

Years ago, sometime back in the 1980s, I went to lunch and when I came back into the office, one of the managers said: "What's it like outside?"

I said: "It's really big!"
 
I doubt many people invent jokes. Most people adapt situations in a comedic way to suit their environment or particular event. From there "jokes" have no doubt stemmed into what they are today.

I for one know I haven't really come up with any jokes, however I have been known to be pretty good at making off the cuff comments in a "spur of the moment" sort of way - invariably this ends up being funnier than a whole patter of a joke.
 
It's not a joke but a mate of mine and I invented this Snooker score. If you pot a 2 blacks and 2 blues (with reds obviously) it's called the Wife Beater and your opponent has to get you a drink, doesn't have to be Stella. 3 brown balls in a row is called a Bakers dozen but that's very much an in joke.
 
Freefaller said:
I for one know I haven't really come up with any jokes, however I have been known to be pretty good at making off the cuff comments in a "spur of the moment" sort of way - invariably this ends up being funnier than a whole patter of a joke.
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"Yo mamma"
 
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