Jokes you've made up

Bes · 20 Jun 2006 at 02:54

Ok maybe I didn't make it up originally, but I'd never heard it before I said it.

[ASSE]Hinchy · 20 Jun 2006 at 03:14

My mate made up a few, not sure if he genuinely made them up though:

Why don't mathmaticians make circular hotpots?
Because to them, π r²...

Why were there no fish in the nuclear power stations pond?
Because of all the fission....

Why did the mathmatician go off at a tangent at the roundabout?
Cos he followed the wrong sin

Or at least they were something to that affect...

Bes · 20 Jun 2006 at 03:15

[ASSE]Hinchy said:
Why were there no fish in the nuclear power stations pond?
Cos of all the fission....

lol definatley heard that before

BloodWolf · 20 Jun 2006 at 03:45

BrenOS said:
Horse walks into a bar.

Barman says

We don't serve horses.

Wtf xD

Bes · 20 Jun 2006 at 03:54

Why were there no fish in the nuclear power stations pond?
Cos of all the fission....

Lol still had that on my clipboard and just accidentally pasted and saved it it into one of Talk Talk Onetel's files on their voicemail servers- oops

surfsquid · 20 Jun 2006 at 07:32

A couple of mine:

why do crazy people play in the orchestra?
Because they're instra-mentalists

What do you get if you have unprotected sex with a lemon?
Lemon-aids

fatiain · 20 Jun 2006 at 07:35

My son made up a joke, I say to him, "Shall we go and pick Nana up from work?" he replies, "No, Nana's heavy"

I thankyou.

Doohickey · 20 Jun 2006 at 07:40

fatiain said:
My son made up a joke, I say to him, "Shall we go and pick Nana up from work?" he replies, "No, Nana's heavy"

I thankyou.

Hehehe, looks like a good sense of humour runs in your family

woodsy2k · 20 Jun 2006 at 08:19

heard a really bad one,

Why do mathematicians never get wasted the night before an exam?

Because you should never drink and derive.

/Gone already.

Spacky · 20 Jun 2006 at 08:27

Man walks into a bar...

...Ouch!

Oblivious · 20 Jun 2006 at 08:57

What happens when you cross a lamp and a knife?

Lamp chops...

I must have been about 14 when I thought of that!

Doohickey · 20 Jun 2006 at 08:58

My friend loves this one:

Why did the orange fall off the swing?

Because it didn't have any arms.

_PD_ · 20 Jun 2006 at 09:02

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

...

Depends how hard you throw them...

Tru · 20 Jun 2006 at 09:03

fatiain said:
My son made up a joke, I say to him, "Shall we go and pick Nana up from work?" he replies, "No, Nana's heavy"

I thankyou.

I'm 99% sure it was you that posted about Iain Jnr getting mixed up about garlic bread, well this was in the b3ta newsletter on Friday:

JOKES BY KIDS - Presto writes, " I've got a
little joke made up by an 8 year old I know
who wants his joke to get on the interweb: Q.
What is Dr Who's Favourite Food? A. Dalek
Bread!"

fatiain · 20 Jun 2006 at 09:11

Tru said:
I'm 99% sure it was you that posted about Iain Jnr getting mixed up about garlic bread, well this was in the b3ta newsletter on Friday:

Yes, it was me!

*runs off to consult plagiarism lawyer*

Tru · 20 Jun 2006 at 09:15

fatiain said:
Yes, it was me!

*runs off to consult plagiarism lawyer*

Haha thought so, your boy is possibly the youngest person ever to be robbed of his work by the internet!

Tesla · 20 Jun 2006 at 09:18

Bes said:
What's the most commonly commited crime in Wales?

Having sex with a miner

Is that a noodle miner?

Cybermyk · 20 Jun 2006 at 10:12

Me and the kids made up a load of knock knock jokes once.

Knock Knock

Who's there

Avverdap...

I hadn't heard that one before

chris06 · 20 Jun 2006 at 10:23

My mate told me a joke the other day. Not sure if he made it up but its not very good so he probably did.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone chucked a fridge at him!

Hodders · 20 Jun 2006 at 10:35

Why are sheep very quiet when the sleep ?

A: So they don't have night mares

Made up last xmas after too much port !